My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in.
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got that ass ma!
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there!
They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass
Babe, are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.
Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
"If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you."
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
Is your name Tanya? Cuz I'm gonna tan ya ass.
You run track?, cause I heard you relay want this dick.
Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane wth this dick soon.
The last woman I was with said, "Kiss me where it stinks." So, I drove her to New Jersey.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear
Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from.
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Can I park my car in your garage? It's pretty big, but it doesn't leak.
Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
Well spread my cheeks and call me cell bitch;' you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint!
Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Cause I put the D in Raw
Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.
I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo?
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D"
Baby your bone structure is giving my "bone" structure.
Hey people call me the bar stool because of my third leg
Do you like tapes and CDs? (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts
Are you going to that funeral? (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth
