WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS??? MY EYES ARE FILLED WITH TEARS!

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(I can't handle five days not updating wattpad soo...🌚)

Ruby: *goes into cuphead's room* ey,cups! When are you- uhm....
Cuphead: *watching something,notices ruby* h-huh? *turns off his tv* w-what are you doing here!
Ruby: c-cuphead...were you watching anime *le gaspeth* R U AN OTAKU??
Cuphead: *blushes* n-no! I'm not!! Why would I watch this stupid anime or whatever?
Anime fans: *T R I G G E R E D*
Ruby: uh...because I heard you earlier talking Japanese like "senpai! I love youuuu!" And I heard kissing noises,and you were having a nosebleed when I was at the kitchen,for some reason and I heard moaning and-
Cuphead: okay shut the fu** up and stop exposing me!!!
Ruby: I knew it =w=
Cuphead: I swear to fu**ing god if you told anyone and I mean ANYONE I will kill you.
Ruby:I was about to say that,c'mon you can continue later we have asks and dares
Cuphead: fine.
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Decent: huh,sure I guessEdd: I'm up for it! Ruby: hey guys! You're up already?Felix: yep,this message randomly popped in

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Decent: huh,sure I guess
Edd: I'm up for it!
Ruby: hey guys! You're up already?
Felix: yep,this message randomly popped in.
Ruby: kk.
Edd: so,how many rounds?
Ruby:hm...2 rounds!
Decent: Sure.
Edd: hm..so truth or dare?
Decent: uhh...guess dare?
Edd:well I dare you to eat the food you hate most.
Decent: wait....
Ruby: *snickering* lemme guess,is it mustard
Decent: how d-
Ruby: almost every sans who likes ketchup hates mustard soooo...Here ya go! *throws a bottle of mustard at decent*
Decent: I can tell this is going to be bad..
Tom: well,you won't know if you didn't try.
Decent; truth *he takes a small sip........he then proceeds to go to the bathroom*
Boris:uhm....
Mugman: well...
Ruby: thaaaaat was a terrible idea .—-.
Edd: perhaps...we should stop here..
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Tom: yes.
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Tom: w-
Tord: *he falls from the portal,above everyone* ouch...
Ruby: ow,that was really painful. *tries to get up,but is stuck*
*everyone gets up*
Tord: wait...again?!
Ruby: *walks to tord,gives him a hug and a pat on the head*
Tord: uhh....
Ruby: shshshssh,no need to worry.,.its for your own god dang sake..

#tordprotectionsquad

Edd: tord!
Tord: what's up?
Tom: *inhales* for the love of-
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Tord: wait there's a room for me already??
Ruby: chesca's too nice,perhaps you should thank her
Tord: thanks! *runs to his room*
Mugman: he was excited.
Felix; yep.
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Edd: oh well, I loved having my powers while it lasted.
Ruby: *is dying of laughter* I find it funny how you apologized to that guy and then you were like "I still have powers I still have powers" lolz.
Tom: for a second there I thought he ate me there.
Tord: he did ate your hair tho.
Tom: *glares at tord*
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Edd: eww! Gross!
Tom: how can you like hentai?!?
Tord: *shrugs* oh hey! Here ar-
Ruby: sorry bud,I ain't letting ya smoke in this place.
Tord: aww but why not? That Skelton from your book was smoking
Ruby: magic skeletons don't have lungs, dude.
Tord: oh....right.
Ruby: do for your health,don't smoke,I don't want anyone to die here in this house.
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Tom: pfft- o don't even remember how did we get out
Tord: we-
Tom: I don't care,shut up.
Tord :'D
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Tom and tord: *looks at eachother,then backs away form the other*
Tom: I don't even know why do people ship us
Tord:like- no IT'S TIME TO SToP!!
Tom: I can't believe I'm saying this but I agree.
Ruby: the animation was good tho!
Tom and tord: *looks at her weirdly*
Ruby: what? I'm just saying :/
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Ruby; I don't ship it,but it makes me cry of how adorable this is 9___9 (no really I almost cried XD)
Tom: ...........
Tord:..... I-
Tom: bring bleach,fast
Cuphead: *cough* Ishipit *cough*
Bendy: *cough* same *cough*
Boris: this is so cute!!
Felix: I know!
Mugman: awww I love this so much!
Ruby: the next reaction is gonna be sad,so I'll go and prepare a whole boxes of tissues.

Ruby: *have tears in her eyes and is hugging tord*
Tord: wow....I-I......okay can you get off me plz?
Tom: ......what.the.hell..
Ruby: i.cant,let.you.commet.suicide.
Tord: who said I would?
Ruby: you would do that *lets go* you try to stab yourself with a fork,can't let you do that!
Tord:.......*goes to his room*
Boris: wait...is it true?
Ruby: yep,the real him has left because he was commenting suicide because of his own depression! And with that he stabs himself with a friggin fork.
Cuphead: well,I did tried to kill me self once
Bendy: you mean when you were insane about your brother and about to shoot your self because you thought he was dead and it's your fault.
Mugman; *is shocked,and really terrified * c.....cup were you going to do that?!?!?....w-when I-I was at the hospital...
Cuphead; *looks down* I........yea look I-
Mugman: *hugs cuphead tightly with tears in his eyes,sniffling* c-cuphead..d-d-don't do that!! I-I would've ....would've....
cuphead: mugs look I'm really sorry okay? I couldn't help but think it was my fault for shooting you,if you weren't alive I would've killed myself
Mugman: *sobs softly in his chest,crying so hard*
Cuphead: mugs......*hugs his brother back,patting his back* I won't leave you,I promise you......
(The author is trying to hold back tears while writing this Q_ Q)
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Ruby: I mean,sure? I guess he can!
Bendy: that'd be cool.
Ruby: yea, let's stop here cuz this chapter is getting too emotional *smiles at the camera and turns it off*

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