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comedy singer

"This next one shows Our baby deku as a little singing comedian, he has a little bit of twisted humor so.... Yeah" Coco said

Music starts playing
"It's about all the sad stuff
Just you're depressed onion cutting itself" Deku said while sitting at a piano.

"That's fucked dude" Kirishima said.
Everyone nodded.

"I met a homeless man named Rich isn't that terrible
I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs"

"What the fuck" bakugo said while kinda giggling. Everyone felt bad that they found this funny they were supposed to help people not laugh at them.

"I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating
I saw a giraffe who had a short neck.. That was sad or a,,, deer"

They all laughed harder (still feeling bad for laughing at this).

"I saw.... an old man get hit by a train he didn't see it in the pouring rain you didn't hear me shout "look out for the train!" Deku continues.

"That must have been traumatizing too see" Uraraka said. "Yeah" Kirishima added

"Cuz I didn't say anything" he mumbled  really fast.

"WHAT!?" Everyone shouted in Unison.

"I just thought to myself...'ohhhh! This is going to be sad' and it was"

"This Midoriya sounds like a dick" Todoroki said

"I'm a genius"

Everyone rolled their eyes in Unison.

Deku made a sad wimper bosie and continued,"I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie, it's a little boy dropped his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse"

"Wtf" Mina said even though everyone did a tiny chuckle. "Everyone we should refrain from laughing this isn't something people should joke about" Iida said while frantically waving his arm up and down.

"I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and it hung itself"

Everyone stopped being surprised at this point and just except that they were horrible people for laughing at this.

"I saw a boy who had red hair"

Everyone waited for the punch line..... "What's wrong with red hair?" Kirishima said. Everyone shrugged.

"I went to the store looking for something to buy but they only sell paintings of the same sad guy...... No wait, this store sells mirrors" the tempo was speeding up. "See what I did there,,,,,,,,, let's rock" Deku continues the song.

Everyone is confused.

"No." Deku said immediately after and he starts talking,"the world's so sad Bros.... Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism. You got to remember there's good things about it too"

"Always looking for the good in the world of fucking course" Bakugou said. "There's the Deku we all know and love!"

"Like the fact that none of it is happening to me! Score!" Deku yells.

"Like I said this Midoriya is a dick" Todoroki says

"Still no it's hard not to be sad about it,,,,,, how do y'all do it?"

"We don't you do." Uraraka said.

"I've been telling you guys terribly sad things  this whole song, you haven't been sad at all! You've been, you've been happy, no, you've been laughing!"

"Wat" Denki said confused as to what's happening.

"That's it, laughter is the key to everything it's the way to solve all the sadness in the world the world.....I mean not for the people who are actually sad, but for the people like us that have to fucking deal with them all the time" Deku continues to say.

"Dick" Todoroki said. "Is no one going to point how he just said Fuck?" Uraraka added. "You're surprised after all these thank you this entire song?" Kirishima responses. "Fair enough" Uraraka said.

"being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing the most animalistic impulses of the public,,,,,, it's being a hero" Deku said the last part with his eyes crossed.

"At least he knows he's being a dick." Todoroki said.

"The world is inside, the world's funny! I'm a sociopath!!" He started to sing again,"I saw an old man slip and fall, what a fucking idiot" He sang with a smile.

"....that's an asshole move Midoriya, Kero" Asui said.

"I saw woman at her daughter's funeral, hahaha classic comedy!"

"What is with Deku and death?" Uraraka asked. Again everyone including Coco this time shrugged.

"Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now the Holocaust and 9/11 that shits funny 24/7"

"Say it with me now" Todoroki said "Dick" everyone said in Unison.

"Because tragedy will be exclusively joked about because my empathy is bumming me out,,,,,,,,, goodbye sadness,,, hello jokes!" Deku finished.

"That was an fucking werid ass song but I also love it stupid fucking nerd." Bakugo said. Coco looked at him and nodded, "time for another one!"

------------------------------------------------------- A/N: Okay so sorry for sucking at sticking to a upload schedule and I'm working on some of the recommended ones all at the same time like a dumb-ass, soooo..... Yeah sorry I'm will try to get those out faster and stick to the upload one every week! Anyways have a good day, week, night, or month (IDFK)