Thoughts - WB Pirates

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by LuffyThaKing

by LuffyThaKing

It was a quiet day on the Moby Dick, and you had obiously nothing to do. You've tried almost everything. Everything from reading to dancing. But you were still bored out of your mind. And we all knows what happens to the brain when it gets bored.

It gets strange thougths and ideas. And that is exactly the case for you too. This time, it was about the crew. First in sight were Jozu.

Hm... If Jozu is able to become diamonds... Then shouldn't his lower parts also be able to become that too? WHAT IF HE HAS A HARD-ON WHILE HE COVERES HIMSELF IN DIAMONS?! OH DEAR GOD THAT WOULD NOT END WELL! Stop it right there brain! I do not need these mental images!

Your eyes quickly snapped to the next person, whom happened to be Marco.

But... Marco is a bird... Shouldn't he eat worms and stuff? And when he is in that half transformed form, shouldn't the wings be on the back, like an angel or something? Hmmm... I have to ask Marco that sometime....

Your gaze drifted to Izo.

Hn? I wonder how Izo would look if he dressed up like a manly man... PFFFFF-!!! OH HOLY COW! GOD NO! GO BACK TO CROSSDRESSING IZO! NOOOO! THE IMAGES! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!! AHAHAHA!

You tried your hardest not to burst out laughing. Your eyes set on a different person. Ace more exactly.

Ace is a living fireball... Wait... Fireball... If he can shoot out fire from anywhere... Shouldn't he be able to spit fireballs? Ooooh, that would be so neat! Ace! The fireball spitter! Ha ha! No, I really need to ask him that later!

And last, but not least, your gaze shifted to your captain, father, whatever you call him, Whitebeard.

Pops has the power to create earthquakes... Doesn't that mean that he can create new islands and such? I mean, mountains is created by that... Moutains is a part of land... Yeah, pops should be able to create new islands actually! That makes total sense! ... But why the heck doesn't he do that?

You frowned and sighed. Your brain had totally done too much thinking for one day. Time for something to drink.