You're jowoochan. A korean rapper/model/actor. You are a hot new celebrity. Lately, you have been craving baked beans and decided to go to the store. You've tried many times but have been chased out by mobs of fangirls.
"Ugh!" You thought "There's more and more everyday."
This is your final attempt.
You go to your local grocery store wearing a mask and sunglasses with a hat. You walk over to the baked beans aisle and pick out your favorite baked beans. -butch's baked beans. Oh how you love butch's baked beans. They are perfect in every way -almost as perfect as you. The beans are so caramel in color. Their taste, sweet, salty, and smoky like your eyes.
Suddenly, from across the aisle you see a hot lady. She walked towards you in a way how models walk down the runway. She reaches over you and leans in while picks up your favorite kind of butch's baked beans. Her face is so close to you. You could smell a hint of a flowery smell - is it her perfume or does she smell like this normally? You get pissed. She doesn't smell like butch's baked beans and yet she eats baked beans.
You shove her out of the way. "Hey lady!" You scream. "I wanted those baked beans first!"
She looks in your direction as she suddenly smiles. "Oppa! Did you wait long?" She saysYou were so confused at the time."What did you call me?"
She then suddenly runs over and hugs this man. He was more perfect than butch's baked beans. His skin was caramel and his smile so white (just like your taste in food) and exuded large amounts of testosterone. You're feeling incredibly gay for a few seconds and then realize it's because this man looks like baked beans. You reach up the shelf for a few hundred cans.
Once you've lugged these heavy cans into your cart, you push it towards the counter. Check out takes a few hours, and you pay for it all in cash. You saved $0.00 this haul. This can only last you a few months and you'll have to come back for more beans soon.
(At the apartment)
You lugged all of your grocery bags filled with baked beans. Achillo and hyunjin come out of their rooms hearing that you've come back.
"AH hyung! Why did you buy more baked beans?!" Said achillo "I FREAKING HATE BAKED BEANS!"
Hyunjin decided to pack his bags after seeing jowoochan with another stash of baked beans. He left without saying a word.
Achillo can't find another place and so he deals with the baked beans.
Jowoochan shoves a couple of cans in the microwave. 3 minutes later the apartment goes up in flames.
Jowoochan and Achillo died without tasting the wonderful, delicious, butch's baked beans for the last time.
THE END
