unknown number | h.s

t h r e e

harry stared at the phone in awe, the mysterious girl he had accidentally texted had become one of his favourite things to do.

even if their chat had only started he reckoned it would be fun.

•ariana•

tentacles: hey

ariana: wut

ariana: do i know u

tentacles: i know u have my contact saved as 'tentcles'

tentacles: im no idiot.

ariana: sure sure

ariana: wait im texting a friend

ariana: hey alexa it's ari i need help

tentacles: wut

ariana: wut

ariana: fUcK I SENT THAT 2 U

tentacles: hey ari

tentacles: u no i could easily guess ur name now

tentacles: ;)

tentacles: hey ari

tentacles: ari

tentacles: brianna?

ariana: wtf

tentacles: tht isnt ur name

tentacles: k...hey ari

tentacles: ARI

ariana: uGH WHAT TENTACLES

tentacles: what would u say to a friend who walks into ur room while u read/write smut?

ariana: WHAT

ariana: U READ AND WRITE SMUT

ariana: I LOVE U

tentacles: yes i know im lovable now answer my question.

ariana: ok wait.

ariana: i'd say

ariana: twinkle twinkle little vlut, get out of my room i'm reading smut. when u leave pls close the door, thats my pet peeve and wait theres more! twinkle twinkle stupid hoe, i'm masturbating pls use the doooooooor.

ariana: thank u, thank u.

tentacles: wow.

tentacles: vlut?

ariana: a virgin slut yeah.

tentacles: i'll be sure to use that term to the girls at school.

ariana: u go to school

tentacles: well yeah

ariana: then ur not a pedo.

tentacles: nope.

ariana: fuck im so happy bc i'd totally make out w/ u even tho i don't know who the fuck u r. send a pic or...

tentacles: nope

ariana: fuck u

tentacles: fuck me.

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😎 wowoowowowowow im so kool.