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Shiiieeeetttt|Matt Murdoch|

B/F/N-Best Friend's name

Y/N has has started a chat with B/F/N and Jessica Jones

Y/N: B/F/N I hate you so much.

Jessica Jones: What did they do now?

B/F/N: Yeah, what did I do now?

Y/N: So you know my legal situation right now? About how I am being wrongfully convicted of robbing that museum?

Jessica Jones: That one where half of the paintings went missing and there were skid marks on the ground implicating a mutant with enhanced speed? 

Y/N: Then I happened to be right outside of the museum and they realized I had a criminal background. To make things worse, the police discovered I had super-speed which then they held me at the station for three days. 

B/F/N: Then I came along and tried to convince them of your innocence. So you should thank me!

Y/N: Uh no dumbass, that doesn't exactly help me! I know who did it and they won't believe me!

Jessica Jones: Wait, you do?

Y/N: YES! It was my insane ex-boyfriend who has the ability to mimic other mutant abilities. He can take on two abilities at a time. Guess which two abilities those were!

B/F/N: Shapeshifting and superspeed?

Y/N: Cor-rect.

Y/N: To make things worse, our break up was pretty recent so it still kinda stings! 

Y/N: Then you went around and got me a HOT lawyer who happens to be around my age, has kind of a sexy voice, and is actually ripped?!

Jessica Jones: Are you serious, is that what you are actually mad about? 

Y/N: No and Yes. 

B/F/N: Oh my god, I'M WHEEZING.

Y/N: By the way, what is his name? 

Jessica Jones: His name is Matthew Murdoch but most people call him Matt Murdoch. Excuse me while I go question why I became friends with you. 

B/F/N: she means she's gonna laugh about you being thirsty. 

Y/N: B/F/N!

Jessica Jones: She isn't wrong though.

Y/N: Jessica!

Y/N: You guys are the WORST. I'm gonna go regret my life now. 

Jessica Jones: What else do you like about him?

Y/N: I've only seen him about two times when he visited me in jail, but he's so chill and has a way with words. By what I've heard about him, he takes any case that he can get and somehow comes on top in someway. He's determined, brave and won't take anyone's shit. His smile is adorable and his smirk is hot. Then finally THAT JAWLINE DAMN.

Jessica Jones: Is that it?

Y/N: I would like to finish with I will be there for him with open arms, open legs, and an open mouth. :)

B/F/N: Oh my god, you are so thirsty and it's hilarious!

Y/N: Ugggggggghhhhhhhhh why does he have to be so attractive and also super nice and chill?

B/F/N: You sound like a teenage girl, jesus

Y/N: YOU are not helping.

B/F/N: Yeah I know, but yoouuuu love meeeeeee.

Y/N: You are DAMN lucky, you are my bestfriend.

B/F/N: yeah I know : )

Jessica Jones: So sounds like you really like him huh?

Y/N: I've only known him for a little bit but I'm interested.

The Real Jessica Jones has joined the chat

B/F/N: I'm sorry, what?

Y/N: Hold on, then who is Jessica Jones in this chat then? 

The Real Jessica Jones: Damnit Matt, again?

Y/N: did you just say M a t t ?

Jessica Jones has changed his name to Matt Murdoch

B/F/N: OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATH THIS IS TOO GOOD

Matt Murdoch: Hello again Ms.Y/N ;)

Y/N: Sssshhhhhiiiiiieeeeeeettttttttt.

This chat has ended.