LOSERS Club preferences

•Meeting your Parents•

•Bill
- your parents love him
- he's acts very respectful and kind
- but stutters quite a bit
- your parents don't mind
- your mother find bill adorable but who wouldn't
- uses "sir" or "ma'am"
- he holds your hand under the table
- let's just say. +30 respect

•Richie
- they like him...at first
- (here's what happened) you guys were having at nice dinner as Richie tried his hardest to act mature and be on his best behavior
- did dad jokes instead of dirty ones
- it was going well until he let a lewd joke out. You laughed but your parents didn't
- then father told Richie that they want a boy that is respectful and mature and Richie snapped
- he was cracking nasty jokes, flinging food at you and you returned the action
- at the end of dinner you and Richie were laughing with food in each other's hair

•Eddie
- your mom likes him, not so much your dad
- Eddie was acting very well behaved
- helping your mom wash dishes, and pretty much watching you
- he started explaining on how the world is gross and kissing is even worst
- your dad heard and started to get suspicious
- he thinks Eddie is this horny boy that is putting on a act to make them like him
- when in reality that's really how Eddie is

•Stan
- they didn't like him at first
- they thought Stan would just break your heart
- once they sat down with Stan they realize he's just a bird loving Jew that is in love with their daughter
- now they see him as a responsible young man that's has a bright future ahead of him
- he talks about bird watching
- his straight A's
- and a little of his religion
- Stan is very proud of himself and so are you