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Hear ye! Hear ye! We have been so lucky to have the bestselling book author Samantha James to grace on our FHM cover this month. We have been praying for years that she will grace on our cover and now all of our prayers got answered. You may have been wondering how we got her yes to be on our cover but we are not ready to spill the beans. It is our top secret on how we persuade her and unlucky of you, we aren’t willing to share that secret. *wink* Enough of that so let’s do this interview with the prettiest and most alluring author ever. (And we are not kidding)
FHM Staff: It’s quiet a pleasure to have you as our cove girl Miss Samantha.
Samantha: The pleasure is mine to have me on FHM cover.
FHM Staff: No. It is our pleasure Miss Samantha. We have been wishing that you will agree to be our cover girl and that wish has finally came true.
Samantha: You’re quiet a funny guy. And please do call me Sam.
FHM Staff: Well, I try to be funny now that I am nervous interviewing you.
Samantha: You don’t have to be nervous. Just act like I am any other girl that you have interviewed.
FHM Staff: That is my problem because you are not just any other girl. You are Miss Samantha James that wrote the bestselling book “The Lost Kingdom” which sold over 700 million copies worldwide. I myself couldn’t imagine if I can sell that much if I will try to write a book. How did you manage to do that?
Samantha: Well, I just write all the ideas that just pop in my mind and voila I created that book series. Honestly, I was hesitant at first if my first book will be published and thank God some fans have been rooting for it.
FHM Staff: You are very humble Sam. It is not just some fans but fans all over the world that have been rooting for your books. I, myself is a very hardcore fan of yours. That is why I am asking you to sign the books that I bought later.
Samantha: Sure, not a problem.
FHM Staff: By the way, now that you are done writing the series do you plan to write a new book soon?
Samantha: I have plans to write again but it really depends on my mood and inspiration. I am the kind of writer that is so laidback. (laughs) Do you have any ideas or suggestion that may inspire me?
FHM Staff: How about writing a new genre? A love story perhaps. That will thrill your readers especially the female readers.
Samantha: I don’t like to writing love stories. I personally think it is so superficial.
FHM Staff: Superficial? How?
Samantha: Because I myself don’t believe in happy endings and fairy tales. So I can’t imagine myself writing those kind of stuff. No offense to my fellow writers who write that genre.
FHM Staff: But why? I personally believe that all ladies believe in all of that. Those kind of things like a prince charming dressed in a cape riding a horse will come someday and will going to sweep you off your feet.
Samantha: Maybe I am not one of the people that believe on that stuff.
FHM Staff: Whoa! On behalf of all the males I can say that we can relate on your sentiment Sam. Who dresses in a cape anyway? Unless, you are Superman. And who will try to ride a horse when you can ride your car. It does not make any sense.
Samantha: (Laughs) I know right.
FHM Staff: But have you ever been in love Sam?
Samantha: Do I really have to answer that question? (Smiles)
FHM Staff: Yes you have to. It is compulsory and all of your fans want to hear the answer of that question.
Samantha: Unfortunately, I loved someone and he is the only man that I have ever loved.
FHM Staff: Loved? So that means that he is already a history. I don’t know if I can call that man lucky or unlucky.
Samantha: You guys flatter me so much. You will be in trouble if I believe in your words. (Winks seductively)
FHM Staff: Please do believe in us. We are honest people.
Samantha: I bet if your wives and girlfriends will hear that your will be outside of the bedroom for sure.
FHM Staff: We promise that they will not read this interview. Or so we hope. So, Sam when is the last time that you had sex?
Samantha: You finally drop the bomb now. I expected that you will ask me that.
FHM Staff: (We are seriously and curiously eyeing her now) So when is the last time?
Samantha: About three years ago.
FHM Staff: That long! I can’t even stand without sex in a week and you haven’t done the deed in three years! You can apply to be a nun now.
Samantha: Well, I just don’t feel like doing it and I can’t just grab someone and have sex with them.
FHM Staff: If I will the one that you will grab I will be so happy to be on your mercy.
Samantha: I’ll keep that in mind. (Smile sweetly)
FHM Staff: How many partners in bed did you have?
Samantha: You will never believe me if I tell you.
FHM Staff: Try us. You are our goddess so we believe in everything you say.
Samantha: This interview is really fun. You guys are really funny. I only had one partner in bed. There you have it.
FHM Staff: Seriously? Miss Samantha James the most alluring and gorgeous lass that I have ever known in my existence had only one partner in bed? How on earth that happened?
Samantha: I told you earlier that I only loved one person right? That person is the only guy I slept with.
FHM Staff: He sure must have all the luck in the world. He nailed the girl of my dreams and no other guy ever nailed her after him. If I were him I will never let go a girl like you. So what happened to him?
Samantha: You seriously don’t want to know. And I don’t want to sully this fun interview with a sad story.
FHM Staff: You are right. Unlucky him he did not realize that he already had a jewel in his hand and just let you slipped away. And that is good news for those single men out there that is aspiring to have Miss Samantha James. It is official guys and came from the mouth of the goddess, she is single. So line up and apply.
Samantha: This has been a fun and enjoyable experience to me guys. Thank you for having me as a part of the FHM magazine.
FHM Staff: No we thank you Sam for the opportunity to have you here and for making our readers drool in our cover.
Samantha: You sure are a smooth talker. Anyways, thank you guys again for supporting me.
There you have it our avid readers. It is still feels surreal for us that we actually interviewed and photograph Miss Samantha James. Who knows maybe in the near future we can have her grace on our covers again.
