I would kill for you

Chapter 7: Evil incarnate on a bad day

Hey guys, last chapter was fun. Now it's the time to meet the hideous spawn of filth and bitterness whose very name haunts the nightmares of all the Icarly viewers: Nevel Asmodeus Papperman! Songs for this scene are the real slim shady by Eminem ISIS by Joyner Lucas ft. Logic. If you can't tell by now, Logic is my favourite rapper ever! Rattpack, where you at?

Point of view: Sam

Setting: The Papperman house, The house of Demons, the Shay apartment.

Characters in this scene:

Sam

Freddie

Carly

Nevel (shudders quietly)

Spencer (barely)

Socco (finally)

T-Bo

I watched as Spencer was loaded into the large, black truck on a gurney. Carly was trying to hold back her tears but that's one thing she is not exactly amazing at.

"Shouldn't.... shouldn't we call...... an ambulance?" She said between gasps, I rubbed her shoulders to comfort her as the tall, good looking Italian man closed the back passenger door through which Spencer had been loaded into T-Bo's vehicle.

"Nuh-uh." T-Bo said shaking his head at Carly "Ain't no hospital gonna take him. Besides, he just passed the fuck out and won't get up." He shrugged at her and patted her head

"But.... but why won't the hospitals.... take him?" Carly asked stupidly. I love Carly, she's like a little sister to me, but she was just so oblivious to her surroundings. How had she not picked up on any of Spencer's... misdoings? I didn't know everything, but I knew that there was no way Spencer could afford his opulent apartment, and support all of his artistic passions without some.... other sources of financial income. Possibly not the safest sources. I asked my uncle Carmine if he knew anything about Spencer Shay the time before the last time that I visited him in prison. Turns out, Spencer had a large number of ties with some people shadier than Eminem. And that's about as shady as it gets! Before Teebs could spill any of the lentils, the good looking Italian in the bandana and colourful socks stepped in.

"Eh! Forget-a about it! Eh?" He interrupted while elbowing Teebs in the ribs. Why are Italian accents always so damn sexy?! He put a hand on Carly's shoulder and brought up the other hand to do the whole talk-with-the-hands-because-I'm-Italian thing. "What-a my-a friend-a here is-a trying-a to say-a is-a that-a.... is-a that-a...." He eventually managed to say that the hospital treatment was "Too expensive-a, eh?" Not the best excuse, but Carly was more gullible than... than... Freddie. (Really old Icarly reference) I pulled the Italian aside and glared at Carly when I caught her staring at his ass.

"Thanks for the cover there, my man. I'm Sam." I greeted "And you are...?"

"Belastros," He took my hand "Socco, Ignatius, Francisco, Belastros III." He said quickly before kissing the back of my hand.

"Socco!" I called out in surprise

"Socco!" Carly called out in shock

"Socc-o!" T-Bo called out in annoyance "Let's-a go, Mario! We gotta get Spencer here over to the Doc!" 

Socco took the moment to explain to us that Doc, his brother, was a medical student and rented out boats. At least I think that's what he said, he spoke in that fast talking way that only a registered Italian citizen can speak. After he left, Carly got down to business.

"We have to get that data back from Nevel!" She cried out loudly "That's why Spencer passed out, he's worried!"

"Is he really that scared of his god damn browser history?" I asked tryouts to lighten the mood with some of my famous joviality.