well Ebola all started when the first Virgin Mary aka Michelle Obama had her child, Ebola.
She named it Ebola because it is the Idgajajdjna translation of "peasant why are you talking to me."
So then Ebola, when she/he was 3 he accidentally killed a person.
How? I DON'T DUCKING KNOW!?!? WAS I BORN IN 1700 BC UH NAH BRUH
so then Ebola was bullied by mini Sam Pepper's and when it was too much to handle he and his momerson moved to Africa, Where he met Cady from Mean Girls Uno.
So then Ebol-Bol went to public school and met Cheesus.
Cheesus hung around Ebola because he thought it would keep the punks away.
YOU ARE READING
EBOLA -- YOU BEYTAH RUN BETCH
Randomok so this is the story of why Ebola is such an evil betch. It all started with his friend, Cheesus Christ and his egg donor Virgin Mary.
