Message Failed to Send // Book Five

|Table of Contents|

Table of Contents

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|From Text Me Back|
Chapters 1 - 5

---- From chapter 3 ----

D: Take me to museums and make out with me
W: But they said not to touch the masterpieces
D: Dude

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---- From chapter 13 ----

W: So
W: You play piano in your sleep
W: Good to know

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---- From chapter 31 ----

R: I swear to you if you refer to me as mama, mommy, mother, or any other variation of mom one more time, I'm going to shoot you
W: Not in public I hope, Mama
D: You'd get in trouble then, Mom
R: I've always wanted to go to prison, so you brats better run well you can

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---- From chapter 37 ----

W: Aaand Overprotective!Roy has been activated.
D: Great, this will end well

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---- From chapter 38 ----

W: Okay so James, Hartley, and I went to the convenience store and as we were walking we passed a flyer for catholic school and James went "Wally you better shape up or we're sending you to catholic school" and without looking up from his phone Hartley goes "scared straight" and James and I laughed so hard we tripped over each other and fell into a puddle

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|From Left On Read|
Chapters 6 - 8

---- From chapter 17, Left On Read ----

T: man isn't it crazy that you and Robin have the same haircut
J: hahah y eahh...
T: and hair colour
J: y... ye..... Ah
T: and eye colour
J: ......yes
T: and voice
J: yes????
T:
J:
T:
J:
T: anyways, did you do the homework

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---- From chapter 26, Left On Read ----

W: hmmm guys, who do you think could be cuter, Dickie or Roy
J: But they're like, the most attractive guys in the entire world, aren't they??
T: Tut tut tut
T: Foolish fool
T: Neither of them are cute
T: Attractive, but not cute
W: exactly
J: ?????
T: They're attractive, but in different ways
T: Roy's hot
T: Dickies pretty
T: Sometimes they can cross categories at times and stuff, but they'd never fit into the cute category
J: Why are you so educated on this matter
W: Isn't Babs hot then?
T: No no NO, she fits into the pretty aesthetic, and in that category, scaling from nice to ethereal, she ranks at about a gorgeous, which is much higher than the average, but below an elegant
J: I see, I see
W: Wait, so who did we decide could be cuter??
D: Only one fucking way to find out
J: O shit, Walls your gonna wanna get to the Manor REAL quick

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---- From chapter 33, Left On Read ----

T: holy strawberries batman
T: we're in a jam!!
D: This is the biggest mistake of my LIFE
D: And keep in mind who I'm dating
T: :(( don't be like that
T: Be proud of me!! I kick ass!!
D: I am proud of u, u funky little bird
D: but you are literally not to leave my SIGHT during this patrol
D: where did you go
T: I noticed Ivy slipping into the warehouse so
T: I follower her
T: is that not what I'm supposed to do
D: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME THAT
T: u were typing!!
D: Just- do not jump through the skylight without me
T: about that
D: I can physically feel my hair going gray what the fuck are you doing to me child
T: : )
D: Oh my god is this how Roy feels

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|One Unread Message|
Chapters 9 - 10

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---- From chapter 18, One Unread Message ----

D: Who let Bruce do a press conference sleep deprived
D: he just said "People always ask me how I control this family. The truth is that I have no control over this group at all. This morning, Tim called my name and I went to see what was going on, then Stephanie shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun." to every reporter in the city please guys what the fuck

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A/N: There will be inconsistencies in the writing between chapters. I've worked on this as a side project over several years and my writing style has changed several times throughout. Enjoy reading <3