so i uh played bfb roblox
and i played as match
and a lot of stuff happened so i'm basing crack fic on it
most of the dialogue never happened,, i added more weird dialogue for it to sound better
but the scenarios did happen tho
also it is definitely ooc
i call this fic
"match's quest for matchcil rights"
match: *appears into the world*
match: what a mcfucking great day it is to be like alive
match: but you know what would make it even better
match: if my gf pencil was here
match: i guess im going on a mf quest now
pin: hey bitch
match: what
another pin: hey bitch
match: pin ception
pin 1: this fuckin bitch thinks she's the real pin
pin 2: because i mf am,, deal with it
match: ok??
pin 1: no i'm the real pin
pin 2: no i am
match: ??????
pin 1: match quiz us who's the real pin
match: uhhh
match: *skrrt skrrts away*
pencil: *appears*
match: omg hi
pencil: hey match
match: hIIIII
pencil: *disappears*
match: what
match: :,( i cri everytime
and then match cried non stop on the ground for 2737363773373638 hours.
pencil: hey bitch
match: *stops crying* oh my god ily
pencil: hi
match: hey
coiny: hi
match: coiny wtf get out of here we are having a moment
coiny: no
pencil: wtf
coiny: pls love me
match: what
coiny: im lonely pls love me
pencil: no
coiny: please
match: no
coiny: hello darkness my old friend
pencil: *disappears*
match: ah shit, here we go again
match cried on the ground again for 8474738373736377373882836383638368363833637363836373833904947266272 hours
coiny: u gud?
match: no
match: im gay and sad leave me ALONE
coiny: wig ok
coiny stays with match and match is fucking PISSED.
match: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I WAS GAY AND SAD
coiny: u did
match: SO LEAVE ME TF ALONE OH MY GOD
coiny: aight match, im boutta head out
match continues crying
pencil: heyyyyy
match: OH MY GOD HI
pencil: do u wanna go to the clubhouse thing
match: yes bitch matchcil rights
pencil: what
match: yea lets skrrt skrrt to the clubhouse
and so they go in the club house and party for 46643863373838474733636383636338362828299238373636299202276282363739929292728393938373736383939282728293 days
bubble: hi
match: omg get out we are having a moment
bubble: no
match: why does everyone hate matchcil rights im sad
bubble: ok this is boring bye hoes
bubble: *disappears*
match and pencil: ok
pencil: bye mf
pencil: *jumps out of clubhouse and disappears*
match: fuck
match cries in the club house for 3746447474735363775586584369352722573528363585633648585538464843839374647449537463537393303812438310183543037262942619249462639458595954736215274849594733376348384393836373828281 years
match: okay that crying session was fun lets get out
four: X IS FUCKIN DEAD
x: *is dead*
match: and i oop-
gelatin: hey bitches im a doctor
match: what's happening
four: x is dying that's what's going on
match: wig ok
gelatin: *jumps on x's body*
x: hey i lived bitches
match, four, and gelatin: *SHOOK*
x, four and gelatin: bye bitch
x, four, and gelatin: *walk into a random house*
match: i'm sad
match: now i'm gonna go see if i can find my gf
match searches around for ♾ years
and there's no pencil ANYWHERE
match: has any one seen my mf pencil
everyone: no
match: :((((((((
match begins to cry forever
the end
legend has it that match is still crying to this day
save her and get her a pencil today
bc she won't stop crying until she does
and she wants matchcil rights
this was so stupid
it also wasn't that funny lmao
i hope you liked my dead sense of humor
