No Man's Land (Random Poems And Short Stories)

Quote Book

*Ok, so this is just a list of quotes and funny things that have occured within the past few years with friends and mine and my boyfriend's family.
Disclaimer: this list is actually his but he has given me permission to share it despite any of you knowing who these people are.
If you think you might be the person conected to one of these quotes please say so in the comments*
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“I like your eyes. They’re like...not brown”
Random chick at school 2018

"Get jew'd"
Sumer 2017

“My 28 year old tattoo covered hunk of hotness”
-Sumer 2018

"I'm going to fuck it. I'm going to shove my dick in the soup"
Mia 2017

“Wiggidy dick”
Mia 2018

“Firey chicken dicks”
Mia 2018

"Shimmying is imperative"
Kelly 2017

"Kendrick LaMarshmellow"
Aubrie 2017

"Im not black so can't rap"
Dawson 2017

"Goody shtick"
Ryan 2017

“I like to bang weird shit”
Ryan 2018

"Ima nut my peanuts"
Ryan 2017
“Nut shrapnel”
-Big Kevin 2018

“It squirted on my face.”
Big Kevin 2018

“Sumer has an empty refillable dildo.”
Big Kevin

“I wasn’t a bee, it had wings.”
Shaily 2018

*Sneezes*
Kevin Ramos
“Shut up”
Killian
“That was me.”
Kevin Ramos
“Oh whoops, I thought it was the other Kevin.................shut up.”
Killian 2018

“I broke three arms in my bone.”
Xander 2018

"Bow down to Helga!"
Trinity 2017

"Nyhm!"
Trinity 2017

"Wawbw"
Trinity 2017

"Behold, the gays!"
Trinity 2017

"Gay is okay, straight is great"
Trinity 2017

“Can you like not do moving?”
Trinity 2018

"Shnarf."
David 2017

"Whip the immigrants!"
He who shall not be named 2017

"My floof is leaking"
Killian 2017

“If ma wants chocolate, you better get her chocolate. I’m fairly certain she’s stabbed Joe to get his chocolate bar before.”
Killian 2018

“You don’t have tits, you’re a loli.”
Killian 2019

“I am your mother, that’s no way to speak to me. Now come here you little shit biscuits.” -Killian 2019

“Don’t flick his sack at me.”
Killian 2018

“You gotta walk the walk. Ye gotta talk the talk. But most importantly! YOU GOTTA SCOT THE SCOT!”
Killian 2019

“Pepe Lepew? More like Pepe Lepenis.”
Killian 2019

“Karkat? More like Kuck.”
-Killian 2019

“You have very strong feet”
-Grace 2018

“What’s Cards Against Humanity?”
-Ana 2018
“It’s like apples to apples, right?”
-Grace 2018
“Yes but horrible.”
-Killian 2018

“*Rubs wooden part of glasses*”
Adam
“Why tf did you just stroke your wood in front of me?”
Killian 2018

"A over grown garaffe can fit a elephant in its pouch"
Killian 2017