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two

a/n kinda based a lil part of this from one episode of Stranger Things s3 yeet

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"bitch, what the fuck." Jimin muttered under his breath, clutching onto the red plastic cup that was in one of his hands.

his ear was placed against the door, with the rest of his friends behind him.

well, everyone except Hoseok, for he was with the stripper in the living room.

"i told you they were on that gay shit, i told y'all but your sons'a bitches didn't believe me." Jimin whispered and turned to his friends, pointing accusingly at each one of them.

"yeah yeah, you're gay too Jimin." Namjoon rolled his eyes.

"shh! they're gonna kiss!" Jimin shushed Namjoon and replaced his ear back on the door.

"Jimin, they're gonna hear you." Seokjin sighed and held his red cup to his mouth and drank the bitter liquid that was flowing inside of it.

"shut the fuck up!" Jimin whispered loudly,

"dude, you're so desperate it's sad." Yoongi said with criss-crossed legs and his empty cup being fiddled in his hands.

"gimme your cup." Jimin turned to Yoongi,

"why—"

"just give it to me!" Jimin snatched the cup from Yoongi's hands and placed it on the door, putting his ear on it.

and he was right, he heard the slobbery sounds of two lips on one another and a few muffled moans.

"they're kissing— well, making out, it sounds like it." Jimin bit his lip to contain his laughter.

"should i bust in?" Jimin turned to the boys, still holding the cup on the door.

"don't complain to us if they're naked and there's cum everywhere." Namjoon said before taking off to the living room.

"you homos ready?" Jimin stood up, throwing the empty cup at Yoongi ( who cursed at Jimin for doing so ) and huffed in a deep breath.

he snapped his fingers, back turned from Seokjin.

"give me a count down." he said, stretching his arms and neck.

"you're such a dramatic hoe." Seokjin rolled his eyes.

"hurry!" Jimin turned and Seokjin sighed.

"3.."

Jimin turned back to the door and stretched his arms.

"2.."

he cracked his knuckles.

"1!"

and finally,

Jimin turned the knob.

his eyes widened shockingly, staring at a clothed Jeongguk and Taehyung, who were calmly on their phones, a big distance between the two.

did i mention that the room smelled completely fine?

Jeongguk averted his eyes to Jimin,

"need something?" he asked,

"i—i.." Jimin was at loss for words.

he turned to Yoongi and Seokjin,

"th—they.." he pointed at Taehyung and Jeongguk, and the two males at the door simply shrugged.

he turned back to Jeongguk and Taehyung, pointing at them.

"you—you.." he stuttered,

"what is it, Jim?" Taehyung asked, placing his phone down with a concerned look on his face.

"weren't you two kissing??" he cried.

he was beyond confused.

"uh, no?" Jeongguk gave Jimin a weird look, as if he had said something completely stupid.

Jimin eyed the two clean males,

"something's fishy, i heard it all." Jimin squinted his eyes and pointed accusingly at the two before leaving and closing the door.

as soon as he left, the two burst into laughter and giggles.

"did you see his face?" Taehyung held his stomach, for he was laughing too hard.

"he was like a tomato." Taehyung giggled and threw his head back.

"a fat tomato." Jeongguk added, making their laughter last longer.

and soon, that laughter died down.

"now what, do we just sit here? or you wanna go back to the party?" Taehyung asked and stood up, regretting it instantly as he felt a sharp pain in his lower area.

Jeongguk noticed and stood up, placing Taehyung's arm around his shoulder for support.

"sure." he smiled and they waddled back to the living room.

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"say goodbye to the stripper!" Hoseok said in between his smile as he waved at the female goodbye.

Seokjin scrunched his eyebrows together in disgust,

"why would i say bye to a stripper?" he waved slowly.

"because she's a hard-working woman and she probably is doing this job because she's either 1, very lonely. or 2, for the money. and what if she needs money for her dying pet that i don't even know if she has or not? huh?" Hoseok ranted,

Seokjin scoffed at his stupidity.

"exactly, now say goodbye." Hoseok huffed and turned back to wave goodbye.

Seokjin rolled his eyes and placed a fake smile on his lips.

"goodbye, mrs stripper! thank you for stripping for us! but at least next time don't make us notice your boob job!" he giddily said with a gigantic ( but fake ) smile plastered on his lips.

"i hate you." Hoseok turned around and stomped to the living room.

"what? i said goodbye! she's just a stripper, Hoseok!" Seokjin chuckled, following behind Hoseok's steps.

Hoseok only sighed in annoyance.

meanwhile, Taehyung and Jeongguk were in the kitchen, making out.

Jeongguk had his hand on Taehyung's hip and Taehyung had his arms around Jeongguk's neck.

Jeongguk pushed Taehyung to the counter and held him up on it, replacing his lips hungrily onto Taehyung's.

Jeongguk was standing in between Taehyung's legs, his hands replaced on his hips.

"dude, can you guys, like, not eat eachothers faces?" Yoongi gagged with his empty cup, walking to the fridge.

"yay, you ruined the mood." Taehyung sarcastically said and jumped off the counter.

"yay, cannibalism is over." Yoongi fired back and poured some alchohol in his cup.

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