We finally get back to the room and we're both drunk and damn was Nicki looking extra fine so I made a bold move and kissed her, I was expecting a slap or something but to my surprise she kissed back (it must be the alcohol), the kiss started to get intense and it was definitely waterfalls in between my legs right now. I pushed her on to the bed and started taking off my dress (y'all should already know I don't wear panties) but then she stopped me and said "I never done this before 🙈" so then I said "let me do all the work 😏".
I started taking off her pants and at first her butt looked like a deflated air mattress but at this point I was too drunk and horny to care, so I'm kissing in between the thighs and allat and then the next thing I know I hear snoring, I look up and this bitch done fell asleep so now I'm sexually frustrated and I guess the only thing thats going to help me is my left and right fingers.
I woke up with a terrible ass headache and looked to my left to see that the bed is empty and I started getting confused until I saw a text message from Nicki.
I lay back down and tried to remember what happened last night but it was all a blur.. did we fuck ? Ugh I'll just have to ask her later.
I finally decided to get up and take a shower, after my shower I ordered something to eat then went back to the bed and laid down. Scrolling on social media (as usual but wbk) and I get a DM from offset. I roll my eyes at that meaningless DM all these rappers wanna do is fuck and thats it, theres no way im giving him a chance.
It was around 10 PM when Nicki called me.
N:"hey bardi"
C:"whats up"
N:"sorry I fell asleep last night"
C:"LMFAOOOOOOO you fell asleep ?, same here"
N:"when are you coming to New York ?"
C:"around 3-4 AM, why ?"
N:"wanna come over ?"
C:"sure just send me the addy"
N:"kk"I finally get to New Yawk and I was dumb tied but Nicki is waiting for me so I fix myself up, called my driver and went to her hotel.
When I finally got there butterflies started invading my stomach again, idk why she wants to see me or what she wants to talk to me about hopefully its nothing bad.
I knock on her door and she opens it up wearing a neon green strapless halter top, grey tights, and a white jacket.. immediately my eyes gravitate towards that small ass moose knuckle but anyways I walk inside.
C:"so whats up"
N:"about last night"
C:"ahhh shit here we go"
N:"no no I'm actually curious to see where this go but we just gotta be more careful next time"
C:"o, deadass ? Alright"
N:"and next time I'll try not to fall asleep"
C:"hehehehehehe yeah I was like wtf, did she really fall asleep"
N:*does her hyena laugh*
C:N:"I guess thats all we gotta talk about"
C:"I guess I'll see you tomorrow?"
N:"yes, gn bardi" *kisses Cardi on the cheek*
C:"night onika" *blushes
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