jisung:
on the contrary, research suggests that drinking it can introduce bacteria, toxins, and other harmful substances into your bloodstream
jisung:
it can even place undue stress on your kidneys
jisung:
and that's why i think that you should NEVER drink your piss
me:
omfg jisung it's 3am
me:
you seriously just spent 30 minutes talking abt piss, not wasting only yours but my precious time
me:
unbelievable
me:
i need my beauty sleep
jisung:
you don't need beauty sleep baby
jisung:
you were born beautiful💕
me:
that was cute and all but i'm too tired for your buLlshiT rn
me:
and sis we been knew i'm the most beautiful creature on this mf planet
jisung:
why am i dating you again?
me:
stfu squirrel looking head ass i need sleep and if you message me with smth like this at 3am again i will actually shove a fistfull of spaghetti down your throat uwu
jisung:
ooooooo kinky
me:
i knew that you were into smth weird but i wasn't expecting you to have some pasta kink
me:
i'm not judging tho
me:
because if you look at it from a certain angle, pasta is pretty fucking attractive
me:
so i'm not shaming you for your weird ass kink
me:
like you shouldn't shame me and forks
jisung:
bye
me:
rude ass bitch
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Minhoe x Jislut - Fork fantasies
Fanfiction{completed} what happens when jisung finds out about minho's secret fantasies? warning: smut and really weird kinks this book is fucking stupid and i don't suggest reading it : D
