Welp, Here We Are

Chapter 1

(Y/N) had just walked through the portal with your brother, the great and terrible, Papyrus. He was livid.

"YOU LAZY EXCUSE OF A BROTHER, WHY ARE WE HERE INSTEAD OF SEEING OUR "DAD"!" He shouted. "I don't fuckin' know boss! Maybe, just maybe, there was a flaw in this piece of shit!" You retaliated. He didn't like that, and (Y/N) regret it instantly. Papyrus slapped (Y/N) in the back of the head.

Surprisingly enough, (Y/N), didn't die. He checked himself to see that he had one hitpoint and two attack. Right now (Y/N) was at 0.5 hitpoints.

(Y/N), having a lot of mustard in his pockets, grabbed a small package and drank out of it. "I'LL BE GONE." Papyrus shouted, walking into the portal.

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I was walking around to find a house to live in when I found absolutely nothing, but then I hear a very, very familiar voice. Two of them actually. The one of my, other brother Ash, and the other, the whore I used to call mom. So I decided to ignore them.

I found a shop area with food, and more food. Eventually, I got enrolled into the pokemon school, and met these douches that call themselves team skull.

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You were just walking around the shop area until three people walked up to you. Then a blue haired kid spoke up. "Hey, you look like a bootleg version of us, so I'll strike up a deal with ya. If-" He was cut off by a blue cartoon looking heart. Then the brown-haired fat ass spoke up. "Hey what-" He was cut off by the same heart. Then the hot pink-haired chick spoke up. "H-Hey, stop-" You cut her off by the same blue heart. After they shut the hell up, you started to slam them down on the ground, all the while you were laughing your ass off. After a while you stopped and walked forward.

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I laughed to myself thinking about that. I then found myself looking at my brother about to get hit by a Tauros, so I lifted him up by my magic.