Oh.My.God!!!!! Bethany!!!!!!!!! It's like the day we like go to the beach!
OMG yes lol I'm so ready to go beach'n Berthanie!
Ya, everyone is gonna see our snapchat posts and be so jealous!
Ya, everyone will be at home like fucking losers.
Ya, what fucking losers!
We are gonna take the CUTEST insta pics kneeling in the sand and sitting on our brand new $300 YETI cooler.
Ya, Brad is gonna be so jealous and want you back.
You really think so Berthanie?! *choking up*
Of course girl! He will tots regrets sleeping with Chelsea.
What a whore.
I know right? I heard from Kyle that like she is tots preggers now.
OMG Berthanie! She's gonna get like so fat.
Haha! Fat skank!
Anyways, you brought the sunscreen right?
Hahahaha. You're so funny, you know we only pack tanning lotion to make sure our fake tan stays intact.
I know Berthanie, I was just making a joke. Lighten up! Don't worry, we will definitely see plenty of perfect hot guys there that will totally come up to us and ask us out without any question or thought of the fact that we live no where near each other and will most likely never see each other after 3 days, but will fantasize about marrying after 10 seconds of knowing them.
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Bethany and Berthanie go to the Beach
HumorThis is just a joke. Just thought it would be funny.
