Venomized Deadpool and Deadpool.

Chapter 1: "What's Going On?"

It stabbed me right through the head with a pole and kicked me off, slowly leaving my head as I collapsed onto the cold, hard and damp cement of the ally as I heard him screaming to get up because the fight had just begun. I got up and pulled out my fists like Rocky, and he turned around as he looked at my head with the giant hole in it. I run at him, and he uppercuts me, making me go flying through the air again falling on to the cement. My eyes flutter as I slowly black out on the floor as he fends off the beast and looks sick doing it. A few seconds later and I'm out.

"Why Marvel, you sick sick animals!"

I, Deadpool, was sleeping in my red spandex suit, because I'm super lazy, and I had just finished taking down Mysterio the night before. I really didn't want to change, so I didn't. Yep I was having the time of my life sleeping the day away, but then of course jesus hates me even with how much I love him and a rift opens and I'm slowly sucked into it. In this "trippy" world I float and felt like I was on some kind of drugs. I check my pockets and find my phone and start playing songs that are meant to make some feeling like they are drugs, ya know almost every Beatles song. I'm probably drifting around for almost half an hour and then I lean to much to one side and fall out of the "current" I was in and fell into another rift like the one I got sucked into. I fall through and I land in my apartment. At least I think its my apartment. I have a poster of Logan and Juggernaut. I mean they're there but their "venomized."

I'm really weirded out and as im admiring the apartment the front door unlocked and I hide under the tablecloth atop the table as I hear a familiar bit odd voice said, "Yeah, I know come inside and I'll give it to you alright man." He sounded annoyed and he answered the anonymous voice. They walked in and the familiar voice picked up something and then a second later the anonymous person falls to the fall with a bullet in his head bleeding onto the floor. " What a dumbass." He said with a chuckle. Hey now I remember that voice, thats Red from "That 70s Show"!

I waited a few seconds for him to turn around and I pulled out my magnum and pointed at his head. "Who the hell was that, What's going on, and can you make me some Hot pockets too!?" I screamed.

He walked over and put his Hot Pockets into the microwave and then as swiftly as possible transformed into a hideous monster and a mockery of my costume as it molded onto him and then we charged at each other. I grabbed him by the throat and he wrapped one of his many tentacles around my neck. Either of us could've ended each other's life in an instant we eventually let go of each other. I was still spectacle and did not fully trust him. He replied in a raspy voice that on this dimension I kept the symbiote and I go on wacky and NC-17 mission with Venom. Viewer beware you're in for a messed up childhood.

"Marvel how needy are you getting with all these characters", I said.

"Right man! No one understands me when I talk to them," he said.

"Ok so your me with the symbiote, right?"

"Yes. this means that everything except for a few things everything that happened to you happened the exact time as here. Most of the time.

-DING-

"Oh my Hot pockets are done!" He said with giddyness.

"So Vanessa is still dead?" I said with Immediate regret.

He sighed and then said, "Sadly, yeah. Sorry if this got your hopes up."

"Who was that guy you shot?" The man still bleeding out from his head onto my, I mean his wooden floor.

"Some drug dealer."

"Oh, ok."