"Not like I got any pop figures or a fan named Fabian Nicieza or something"

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We left the apartment and I got a disguise at a Halloween shop in JULY! The costume was of my good buddy Wolverine. It was riding deep into my fucking as-. Oh this is for tweens, sorry. My tushie then for the wittle babies out there. I porboly looked like some kind of petafile going to a comic con. Oh wait that's everyone who cosplays. We walked down the street and the people stared at me.

"Where are we going, I don't think Wolverines blatter can regenerate if it explodes!"

"Just a little father man stop being a baby.

"I'M NOT ACTING LIKE A BABY, YOUR BABY!"

"Dude shut up!" He sounded really annoyed and that made em laugh with a huge smile slowly forming on my face like the Grinch.

We made into an alleyway and down a couple flights of stairs. There was an old man with a pipe as long as, whoops can't say that. Uhhh, a giant stick bug. "Do sell Gremlins here by any chance?" I asked him. The place was full of smoke and I was going to ask him If he had an extra pipe I could've bought off him when Wade 2 asked him for Sherlock Holmes. He pushed open a door and then shoved us in a dark closet.

"So you wanna play seven minutes in heaven?" I asked.

"Your so weird dude." The wall in front of them opened revealing Doctor Strange, except old.

"Hey doc, why are you old?" I was really confused and even through my terrific you can tell my facial features. I needed. an explanation. I really wanted to go home before my family photo fades away.

"Hey Doc what happened to you?" I was really confused.

"When I was fighting Mordo, another strong sorcerer and I used my Infinity stone to go back intimate to defend against a move when he blasted my and I used it on myself making me old. Mordo escaped and because of my heart I didn't have the strength to use my powers. I sent you here you I can send you back to you dimension to get YOUR Doctor Strange and make me my old self again to keep this universe safe." He talked like an old man.

We left the apartment and I got a disguise at a Halloween shop in JULY! The costume was of my good buddy Wolverine. It was riding deep into my fucking as-. Oh this is for tweens, sorry. My tushie then for the wittle babies out there. I porboly looked like some kind of petafile going to a comic con. Oh wait that's everyone who cosplays. We walked down the street and the people stared at me.

"Where are we going, I don't think Wolverines blatter can regenerate if it explodes!"

"Just a little father man stop being a baby.

"I'M NOT ACTING LIKE A BABY, YOUR A BABY!" 

"Dude shut up!" He sounded really annoyed and that made em laugh with a huge smile slowly forming on my face like the Grinch.

We made into an alleyway and down a couple flights of stairs. There was an old man with a pipe as long as, whoops can't say that. Uhhh, a giant stick big. "Do sell Gremlins here by any chance?" I asked him. The place was full of smoke and I was going to ask him If he had an extra pipe I could've bought off him when Wade 2 asked him for Sherlock  Holmes. He pushed open a door and then shoved us in a dark closet.

"So you wanna play seven minutes in heaven?" I asked.

"Your so wired dude." The wall in front of them opened revealing Doctor Strange, except old.

"Hey doc, why are you old?" I was really confused and even through my terrific you can tell my facial features. I  needed. an explanation. I really wanted to go home before my family photo fades away.

"Hey Doc what happened to you?" I was really confused.

"When I was fighting Mordo, another strong scorerer and I used my Infinity stone to go back intimate to defend against a move when he blasted my and I used it on myself making me old. Mordo escaped and because of my heath I didn't have the strength to use my powers. I sent you here you I can send you back to you dimension to get YOUR Doctor Strange and make me my old self again to keep this universe safe." He talked like the old man from UP.

I asked him how he sent me and said, "I didn't." He said that "Mordo tried to send your Mordo so he will become even more powerful."

"So I'm a mistake?" Strange nodded. "Well thats not the first time this has happend. This is the second time I've been a mistake."

Just then a rumble was over head and the ceiling was crumbling on them. ,"Its him." I hear a roar.

Shit! I think in my head. I think I left the stove on. Damn it.

The rumbling gets louder as it slowly gets closer to us and closer until it breaks through the wall and rubble flies everywhere stabbing my and Wade 2. He used his symbiotie to make a wall to protect Strange I fired back as butlers hit the floor and a metal clink echo through my ears. Once the dust settled there was Mordo was standing in the new doorway with the Lizard man next to him. Except this lizard look different, bigger, scarier. 

"Hey non Venom Deadpool, thats not the lizard you should feel bad for. He is a super villain and will kill you at all cost." he whispered. 

"Great" I said in an evil voice. 

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