The Dirty Swan

In a dark, tight and sexually drawing alley a dark October night (Hull, England), many extremely well-groomed elderly white men stand. They circle around a glowing, light blue swimming pool filled to the brink with mud. In the mud, two younger women fight for the right to keep their fecundity. This is clearly an illegal activity.

The one tall, extremely hot, flatter woman by the name Anne Sexberg. This piece of woman isn't just anyone, she is the sexiest girl in 6th grade's existence.

The other female looks a bit smarter, and has more intimations of becoming a woman, with a juicy ass that's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Her name is Eva Poopdealer. What's special about this teacher is that she later becomes a killer, and is a current tooth-rotter and soundcloud-rapper.
 

A sturdily, well-built man with delicious hard nipples throws huge bags of what seems to be money stolen during a bank robbery. The money is colored, which is normal with stolen money, because the criminal openes the suitcase without a key which sets off a mechanism causing dye packs to explode.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAY, the man's name is Dick, Terry Dick. Terry Dick shouts; "Take a few more strokes, you donkeys!". While Tiss screams animal names to the underage sexy girls, two hot sexboys arrive. Their names are Herman Hitler and Mikkel Mono Brain Adult, and they are detectives.

"HEY! What's this?!" Hitler shouts. Mono Brain Adult follows his statement by shouting: "POOOOOOOOOOOOOP, we have to tell our hot dominatrix boss, Katti Anker Catsex!". Herman picks up the phone, which is greasy after having it in the anus for so long. He calls Catsex, puts her on speaker and describes the situation.

Everyone in the force knows she runs a large corrupt business, so she quickly answers by saying the underage sex-objects are coming to the sex-nightclub. Terry Dick walks up to Mono Brain Adult and says: "I hear you're struggling with limp dick, me and the boss of this operation kan crush your balls for $0.5". "Ok" Mono Brain Adult replies.

In the background of all these dialogues, the elderly men have left, in fear of being arrested. But still, in the pool, lies Sexberg and Poopdealer having hardcore lesbian sex. They are licking everywhere, and squirt so much that the thick mud becomes runny.
They finish the business there, with Mono Brain Adult having gotten a salary raise, and an even more limp dick. Hitler has also gotten a raise by Catsex. Terry Dick joined them in the nightclub to take control of the underage sex business with Anne and Eva.
 

2 weeks later
 
The sex club is doing well, and is selling like hot cakes. Talking about hot cakes, only 3 men have died from the poop of Eva Poopdealer. They have already earned enough money to have a big party for the customers, both new and old are welcome.

The lights are dimmed, strippers are lying on tables with sushi on their stomach (Ew, cooties). Catsex, who in all secrecy has had a sexual relation to one of the strippers, Grete Strømstad, talks to her. They're talking sensually, and it ends up with Catsex licking all the sushi off her body, pouring soy sauce all over her, then licking it clean before pouring THE GRAND FINALE on her.

Chocolate sauce and cream tops (dairy FREE) on the girlcoochie. She sensually licks it off, before some liquid comes out of Strømstad's vagina. It looks like squirt juice, but judging by the smell it's urine. Strømstad becomes a living urine fountain, something Hitler loves. Hitler runs over and drinks as much as he can *glugg* *glugg*.

While Hitler gargles and enjoys Greteurine, two CHICKS, yes CHICKS, walk into the room. They ask Katti Knee Injury to bring out the goods. "This is clearly a drug deal" Mono Brain Adult quietly whispers.

He sees her walking into the back room, where she brings out two sexy girls. "WOW, IT'S THE TWO HOT AND SEXY UNDERAGE TEACHERS". The chicks who asked for sexy Anne and Eva, are called Ada Danish Bank and Natalia Glock Sippin Ice Tea On The Block.

Glock Sippin Ice Tea On The Block and Danish Bank joins the girls in the back room, and the last thing heard was a scream. The scream is ignored.
 
One hour later the chicks walk out without the sexy girls. They shoot everybody in the club, including themselves in the end. All while Mono Brain Adult is at the toilet sexing Grete. They find the hot girls at the back room, clearly tortured. Mono Brain Adult tells Grete; "This has been a rough BDSM session, you can see the bruises on Anne". "Poor Eva", Grete says, "she didn't even like BDSM". "But Anne, SHEEEEE".

Both were just like they were in the beginning only that Anne won. But she still didn't have fertility in her pussy!? WTF she has won, she should have it. But all the kids are hers.
 

Holy shit I've had so many sexual dreams about her!
FUCKING HELL I HAVE PROBLEMS.