Alright.
So we we're supposed to start about an hour and a half ago, sorry about that.
My mom's phone was acting up so we had to run to the mall. Then we had to wait 2 hours, and I ran to Hot Topic while we we're waiting.
And yeah.
Anyways, here's what's happening this time for Thee Ritual.
Of course we are sacrificing to The Forehead (TheeForehead)
But this time, it will be a bit different.
So we have our milk, cheese whiz, and peanut butter.
We then through all that shit into the giant bathtub of gayness.
Then we take this big ass spoon and stir it aLl up.
While we are stirring, we chant.
What do we chant may you ask?
Well ya'll get to pick.
So before the ritual begins, quickly vote on which chant we shall do.
just αnσthєr just αnσthєr uh σh just αnσthєr just αnσthєr uh σh just αnσthєr just αnσthєr uh σh just αnσthєr quєєr вσч wíth α mílk kínk
sɪᴘᴘɪɴ' ᴏɴ ɢᴀʏ ᴄʜʟᴏʀɪɴᴇ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʟᴋ sʟɪᴅᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍᴇ
αℓℓ ყσµ ร!ɳɳε૨ร รƭαɳ∂ µρ, รเɳɠ ɦαℓℓεℓµʝαɦ (ɦαℓℓεℓµʝαɦ) รɦσω ρ૨αเรε ωเƭɦ ყσµ૨ ɓσ∂ყ รƭαɳ∂ µρ, รเɳɠ ɦαℓℓεℓµʝαɦ (ɦαℓℓεℓµʝαɦ) αɳ∂ เƒ ყσµ ૮αɳ'ƭ รƭσρ รɦαҡเɳɠ, ℓεαɳ ɓα૮ҡ ℓεƭ ƭɦε ɱเℓҡ ɱσѵε ૨เɠɦƭ ƭɦ૨σµɠɦ ყα (ɦαℓℓεℓµʝαɦ)
Alright so vote, and whichever one will be used to summon Thee Forehead.
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тнε cυℓт σғ gεσяgε яүαη яσss ιιι
Humorᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴏᴜʟ- ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ sᴏʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴏᴜʟ (ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ) ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ʀʏᴀɴ ʀᴏss ɪɪɪ? ᴅɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ sᴏʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴏᴜʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜsᴛ sᴀᴄʀɪғɪᴄᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴡʜɪᴢ.