Not for a poo

not for children's poo

Dr Runs had a poo last week and it was the first time he had done a poo all week because he is a conjoined twin with Dr number 2 and they share a stomach and this poo was no ordinary poo because it could talk, but all it could say was", I am gay". Somehow Dr runs felt a deep, deep connection to this poo, so it became his life goal to keep this poo fresh and find him a soul mate. Mr Fertiliser wishes he was a marvel character or from the DC universe but no all he can do is smell and hear a fart or poo from a mile away and he fertilises it's odour with  the smell of a flower, he can also fly by a stream of flowers coming from his bum and that how this story starts. Mr fertiliser was taking a mourning fly when he noticed conjoined twins forcing a pedestrian to poo, so he flew right down and asked them what they were doing and they said "we are trying to find a talking poo for our talking gay poo" then they grabbed the pedestrians poo and ran leaving a terrible smell behind them which of course Mr fertiliser fixed. A few weeks later he smelt a strong fart, poo smell so he went to it and discovered a restaurant serving burgers with brown sloppy patties, an invisible gas in a bottle and a light brown soup. He knew immediately that these weren't what they seemed they were actually human gas and human droppings. He then found the owners phone numbers and called them and asked them why they were serving these foods at their restaurant and they said after making so many pedestrians, bike riders and people at the mall poo, than taking the poo home with them and studying it, they were running out of places to store it, so they opened a restaurant and gave the people in the town all the poo and as it turned out, all the customers reviewed them saying their food was to corny. Mr Fertiliser just went with it. The very next week Mr Fertiliser smelt the worst fart he had smelt in his life so of course he had to track them down and give them a reward .But as it turns out it was his mom and in that room he stood awkwardly whilst his mom explained to him she'd just done a poo and it could talk but all it could say why are there so many chunks in me. "DON'T STOP BELIEVING, JUST HOLD TO THIS FEELING" was all Mr Fertiliser could say because he had just found Dr runs gay poo another poo, but he didn't know if the poo was gay, so he had to give it a test and a new name potpourri, so the test consisted of two parts, part one potpourri had two pick between a genderless poo and another genderless poo because did you know poos have their own type of genders, gender neutral and gender rainbow part two potpourri had two pick a green poo or a yellow poo. To win the test potpourri didn't even need to do the test. When Mr Fertiliser introduced potpourri to Dr runs poo, Dr runs got jealous, so he squashed potpourri with his shoe and offended the little poo nation by saying they were like dog poo. After that Dr runs gave a speech to his gay poo "you're not like diarrhea to me your like family to me" but the gay poo didn't care he committed his own type of torcher by eating 5 baked beans, gay poo sadly died three days later due to lack of being kept fresh.so many people attended his funeral and it made Mr Fertiliser angry because no one attended potpourri's funeral not even him, so he pushed over the gay poo's coffin and shat on it. The end.