Yuri: This is a bucket.
Sayori: Dear God.
Yuri: There's more.
Sayori: No!
Yuri: It contains the dying wish of every person here. Natsuki. You did collect everyone's dying wish?
Natsuki: Oh, you bet!
Yuri: Excellent. Ladies and Gentleman, synchronize your death watches. We have seventy hours to live. For most people, no time at all. We are not most people.
Yuri: We are the Literature Club. We have the resources. The will. To make these hours count!
Yuri: The clock is ticking, friends. Let's begin.
Yuri: Our first dying wish is Natsuki's. She's... drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. I have something radiating off of me.
Natsuki: Yeah, those are stink lines. That's why the car hit her. Cause she smells.
Yuri: Yes I see. Here you've drawn me having... sexual congress with a knife. A knife having sexual congress with me. Both of us relaxing post-coitus.
Yuri: [growing more irritated] I'm crying and a knife has stink lines coming off of it. Did anyone besides Natsuki put a card into the bucket?!
Natsuki: [giggling] Oh man, Classic Natsuki.
Yuri: [sighs] Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time.
Sayori: You did not read mine!
Yuri: Does it say you want the bucket?
Sayori: Yes!
Yuri: [gives her the bucket] I'll see you all in Hell.
(was gonna upload this sooner but I graduated grade 8 and then overwatch summer games happened)
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