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Sorry, I've gotten out of the fandom for a bit

Monika: Hey Sayori, Do you wanna play Uno real quick?

Sayori: I don't have it so fuck off.

Monika: Everyone has uno dipshit. It came free with your Xbox.

Sayori: Well, I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to history.

Monika: No you don't, I bought my Xbox day one you fucking bitch.

Sayori: Well, Mine didn't have it and-

Monika: You have unooooo you fucking bitch!

Sayori: I don't have it you fucking glitch!

Monika: YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO!

Sayori: ...I don't have fucking UNO motherfucker! I don't have two-

Monika: SAYORI!

Sayori: I don't have fucking three, I don't have fucking four,

Monika: GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE!

Sayori: I don't have seven, eight-

Monika: YOU DUMB FUCKING CINNAMON ROLL!

Sayori: Nine, Ten, or Eleven!

Monika: ITS A FUCKING CARD GAME, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE AN EPIPHANY FOR IT!

Sayori: OR FUCKING UNO!

Monika: YOU DON'T KNOW A GOD DAMN THING!

Sayori: I DON'T HAVE UNO!

Monika: ITS FUCKING UNO! ITS FREE I T S F R E E

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