Chapter One

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Peppa pig was looking for a muddy puddle to jump in! Of course, her little brother George followed her so she wouldn't be able to go to her fairy kingdom. Peppa loved hanging out with the fairies, her mom said that they weren't real, but Peppa is always too high when said events happen.

George looked at his big sister as she did a line of cocaine. George wanted to do one as well. 

"No you little blue fuck cunt," Peppa said with rage.

"Wah," George said whilst sister snatching Peppa's cocaine and running into the house.

'Nobody understands my current circumstances, and of course, my elder sister Peppa is too busy doing her drugs. Mother pig is off doing other things with other men when father pig is not present at our household. Father pig is probably off with some other female, possibly Ms. Rabbit, but who knows?' George thought thoughtfully.

"OI YOU LITTLE CIRCLE CUNT FUCK, YOU MCSTOLE MY MCCOCAINE!!!!!!" Peppa said doing a mad uwu face.

In the end, everyone was just tripping massive balls.

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