enter Ritsu
Ritsu walked into Spirits and Such Consulting with two tasks. One, get Mob. Two, avoid Reigen.
However, he stopped dead in his tracks when a table just inside the office held a peculiar bottled liquid.
Mob came around the corner and smiled, seemingly unaware of the horror liquid in front of them both.
"Mob, what the fuck is this."
"It's bathwater," Mob replied as if it completely normal.
Ritsu, however, already knew it was bathwater, because he was not dumb.
"Let me rephrase it, why is there bathwater here?"
"Oh, Master is selling it because he said it has healing properties."
Ritsu stood quiet for a moment. He stared his brother in the eye, then back at the table. He now noticed a sign that read '30$' and a small pamphlet listing off why you should buy this toxic liquid.
-makes you feel something
-ghost deterrent
-can be cologne
-good luck charm
-or bad luck charm if you want
-confidence booster
-even more!
"He said you have to be a powerful psychic to affect your surroundings like that," Mob's eyes shifted to the pamphlet as he spoke. "So he told me not to sell my own bathwater."
Ritsu, unable to comprehend his anger and disgust, mumbled, "Let's go home, Mob. Mom and dad have a suprise for you."
exit Ritsu and Mob
YOU ARE READING
bathwater - reigen arataka x reader
FanfictionYou seek solace for your problem with your local psychic, Reigen Arataka. He offers... an odd solution. You however, are on board. ==================================== i will never be the same.
