Weird Things I Come up With While Stoned

Gaston The Lizard

Gaston the lizard

He was born in 1986. His parents gave him to the lizard orphanage because well, they didn't have the money to take care of him. He grew up not knowing who he was his whole life, worked at a whore house for awhile because his last bothered him so much. But one day he got recognized. A manager from Salamander Klein noticed he was good at putting himself out there and Gaston was offered a modeling job. After awhile he started taking interest into the women doing his makeup and fell in love. Not just with her, but the masterpieces she came up with. So he asked her about it and she taught him how to do it. Eventually he married her and both being extremely good at what they do they became the best makeup artists there ever was. Did things for the Kardashian's. Sooner than they knew it they were rich and he hunted down his parents just to find they had passed away. He cried even though he never knew them and paid his respects. He also had a few kids after that. But what happened next changed him forever. He had gone out on a business trip and got thirsty. He found a fountain to drink out of and didn't think about it at the time. But he realized something when his wife had reached the age 86 but he remained looking 25. Soon his wife has passed away. He thought he was next, but then he out lived his kids. He then realized that he drank from the fountain of youth and has never been able to live with himself after his family had died. But he keeps himself together in what first made him fall in love, the woman who had taught him art and made in fall in love. Since that day he's been a world known makeup artist, changing his name after so long, to keep the art that his wife taught him, to keep his love alive.