Ninjago Texts

Language

This is set before Lloyd became a teenager

Kai: Heyo

Cole: Sup

Jay: AAAAA

Zane: 👋

Lloyd: hi hoes

Cole: language, lloyd. don't make me take your new iphone

Lloyd: kai calls literally everyone a hoe

Kai: kai is older than you, twerp

Zane: Kai shouldn't be using that type of language in the first place.

Jay: give it a rest, grandpa. Kai is almost out of high school

Cole: kai is also a bitch

Kai: you a bitch cole

Brynne: you both are, problem solved. the old man said we aren't allowed to curse whenever Lloyd is present

Lloyd: why tho ;^;

Kai: bc youre a kid

Zane: Brynne, are you ever going to stop calling Sensei Wu 'the old man'?

Brynne: nope :)

Cole: wow

Brynne: i know, i'm a great student

Brynne: i gtg, just wanted to remind you not to curse in front of the children

Brynne has left the chat

Jay: bYe loAf yOu

Kai: aah sister no don't leave

Lloyd: kai is brynne actually ur cousin bc ur a lot stupider than her

Jay: Ooh the irony sjsjskdj

Zane: Lloyd, I believe it's "more stupid".

Lloyd: bitch i know

Cole: l a n g u a g e

Zane: Do you want Cole to take your phone?

Lloyd: try me discount jack frost

Kai: okay mary sue, you've lost your phone priveleges

Lloyd: dudes im not even home uncle wu dropped me at a nameless cafe in stiix an hour ago

Jay: Lloyd, we're not braindead. Brynne obviously texted us to let us know you were with her

Kai: we can just tell brynne to take his phone then

Lloyd: heck

Kai: you're too young to curse. you're like 9

Lloyd: im 11 so shut the fûck up

Jay: lAnGuAgE