Lloyd: WASSUP FUCKERS
Kai: Watch your language
Lloyd: - _ - I'm like 16, I'm not a kid anymore
Jay: You'll always be a kid to us, kiddo 💞
Lloyd: Kai, I told you not to let him watch Sanders Sides, he's acting like Patton again.
Kai: Not my problem
Jax: You guys are so idiotic, it's adorable
Jay: Oh, great. Mr. "I'm so cool because I have trust issues and I murder people for money" is back
Jax: The backhandedness is much appreciated
Kai: Oh yay, Jax is here...
Jax: Jeez, you guys really don't like me
Lloyd: We do! Well, I do 😉
Jay: Yo I just got off the google, apparently Jax Alino isn't Jax Alino's real name
Jax: I will murder you in your sleep, I swear to the first spinjitzu master
Jax: And duh? It's an alias.
Jay: So what's your real name?
Jax: Why would I tell you that?
Kai: Because you love and care about us?
Jax: Negative. I love and care about Lloyd. The rest of y'all can rot.
Lloyd: He's lying, he's just afraid of commitment.
Jay: Please Jax? We've known you for like 2 years now
Jax: Fiiiinnne. Don't tell anyone else or I'll never speak to you again!
Kai: You big softie
Jax: shut up
Lloyd: So what's your name?
Jax: Joe
Kai: Your full name?
Jax: JOE MAMA 👌👁👅👁
Jay: I knew that was coming, you sneaky little shit
Jax: Hey I'm [warned] by my employers not to reveal my birth name
Lloyd: [warned]???
Jax: Yeah no they WILL for sure kill me or smth
Kai: w👀w
Jay: Well i guess i can always steal your hospital/criminal records to find your name
Jax: lol good luck, all my records list me as Jax. or Jaxson if I'm lucky
Jay: well fu-
YOU ARE READING
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De TodoSo I just made this because I was bored. Some chapters will include ships The only characters I own are my OCs (Brynne, Jax, and Janine)
