*BssSsSHSsHhhShht*
"hElLo?"
"cAn yOu HeAr mE?"
"Hello, My name is Stan Stevens... and I am constructing this video to document the events for the next several months..."
"My therapist... she... she told me that I had a problem... that I was 'Broken' in some way..."
"She said I had to do certain things to fix this problem...."
"...But all I can think about is bananas. She said that I had a serious addiction to bananas..."
"I asked her if she was serious because, well, everyone loves bananas. They're filled with good nutrients and health and yet she said that I had been noticed eating 'too much' bananas by my siblings..."
"They barely visit me and yet they still insist on treating me this way? Even after all those years?"
"I feel... betrayed... and un-well..."
"This is Stan Stevens, signing off.*
*Bsshht*
