Broken Promises (MESSY. WON'T MAKE SENSE)

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To Dave:

Crazy update, saw my cat.

To Dave:

He looks so thin.

To Dave:

Update, he's loosing hair.

To Dave:

And he's kinda slow in walking.

To Dave:

ALERT, IT'S A SHE.

From Dave:

How can you even exist.

To Dave:

Fab ppl exist.

From Dave:

You're a disgrace.

To Dave:

We're on the same spot so, give me a hug brotha!

From Dave:

Why are you even my friend.

To Dave:

As far as i know you were the one who walked towards me when we were in preschool and you pee'd your pants. So i must be the one asking you that question.

From Dave:

You've got a point.

To Dave:

I always make a point, dumbass.