Chapter goofy

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You: Oh BOI! Time to eat some hotdogs!

Mickey: eat hotdog grease idiot
You: That's not ver nice Mickey!

You: That's not very nice!

Mickey: I'll show you what's nice you fucking dumbass.

(Mickey punches you in the face)

You: OW! Mickey! That hurts!

Mickey: It's supposed to hurt you idiot

You: well... ILL KILL YOU!

Mickey: Yeah that's righ- wait what?

(You pull out a gun)

Mickey: wait goofy don't do this!

(BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG)

You: And STAY DOWN! Oh BOI! Time to eat hotdogs

(You now have successfully eaten 5000 hotdogs)















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⏰ Last updated: Jul 23, 2019 ⏰

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