You: Oh BOI! Time to eat some hotdogs!
Mickey: eat hotdog grease idiot
You: That's not ver nice Mickey!You: That's not very nice!
Mickey: I'll show you what's nice you fucking dumbass.
(Mickey punches you in the face)
You: OW! Mickey! That hurts!
Mickey: It's supposed to hurt you idiot
You: well... ILL KILL YOU!
Mickey: Yeah that's righ- wait what?
(You pull out a gun)
Mickey: wait goofy don't do this!
(BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG)
You: And STAY DOWN! Oh BOI! Time to eat hotdogs
(You now have successfully eaten 5000 hotdogs)
THE END