A Whole Lot Of Capitals - AKA The Potter Problem Project - Drarry

the DAILY PROPHET: In Which YOU Are a Candidate

ATTENTION ALL ELIGIBLE WITCHES 

Have you spent your life dreaming of a date with Harry Potter? Now could be your chance! The young wizard is looking for someone to settle down with and welcomes anyone to fill out the questionnaire attached below to apply. Answer for an opportunity to be chosen as Harry Potter's Lucky Lady!

My favourite Quidditch team is
a) The Chudley Cannons
b) The Appleby Arrows
c) Puddlemere United
d) The Falmouth Falcons
e) other (please specify)
f) I don't have a favourite

I enjoy exercising by
a) Going to the Gym
b) Taking a nice walk
c) Playing Quidditch
d) other
e) I don't enjoy exercising

I'm full of knowledge about
a) The latest football game
b) Heroes from the war
c) Harry Potter's likes and dislikes
d) Magical Plants and Animals
e) other (please specify)

I smoke
a) A packet or more per day
b) Only after sex
c) Rarely
d) a few times a week
e) When I'm stressed
f) I gave up
g) Never

I drink
a) Multiple times per week
b) Once or twice a week
c) On special occasions
d) Never

My favourite drink is
a) Butterbeer
b) Firewhiskey
c) Chocolate Liqueur
d) Elf-made Wine
e) other (please specify)

And my favourite non-alcoholic drink is
a) Butterbeer counts.. right?
b) Pumpkin Juice
c) Punch
d) Soda
e) Coffee
f) Tea
g) other (please specify)

My favourite dessert is
a) Bertie Botts Every Flavour Bean's
b) Chocolate Frogs
c) Treacle Tart
d) Fruit Trifle
e) Ice Cream
f) other (please specify)

I eat meat
a) Every once in a while
b) Multiple times a week
c) Never, I'm a vegetarian
d) Never, I'm a vegan
e) other (please specify)

My Hogwarts House was
a) Gryffindor
b) Slytherin
c) Ravenclaw
d) Hufflepuff
e) I didn't attend Hogwarts

I enjoy traveling to
a) Cold places like mountains
b) Warm places like the beach
c) Cities
d) Rural areas

I own
a) More Harry Potter Paraphernalia than anyone I know
b) A lot of Harry Potter themed things
c) Very little to no Harry Potter Paraphernalia
d) other (please specify)

I get around by
a) Flying
b) Walking
c) Flooing
d) Apparating
e) Driving
f) Portkey
g) other (please specify)

I am
a) Shorter than average
b) Average
c) Taller than average

I donate to charity
a) multiple times a year, as much time or money as I can
b) a few times a year, what I can spare
c) once or twice a year
d) almost never

The best way to settle an argument is
a) Rational discussion
b) Mediation
c) One only ends when I'm right
d) I give in / don't argue
e) Sex

The sort of Pet I would like to have / do have is
a) A crup
b) A kneazle or cat
c) An owl
d) A toad, rat, or Pygmy Puff
e) A dragon
f) Other (please specify)
Have ▢
Would like to have ▢

Someday I would like to have
a) 1-2 kids
b) 3-5 kids
c) 5+ kids
d) no kids
I already have one or more ▢

I want to get married
a) Only if I find the right person
b) As soon as possible
c) Someday in the far future
d) Never

I would consider myself
a) Laidback
b) Type-A
c) somewhere in between

I am most prominently
a) Smart
b) Nice
c) Dependable
d) Creative
e) Cunning
f) Loyal

I live in
a) London
b) Somewhere else in the UK
c) other (please specify)

My wand core is made of
open response:

My Patronus is a(n)
open response:
I have not conjured a Patronus ▢

Finally, my biggest ambition is to
a) Meet and marry Harry Potter
b) Succeed in my Career
c) Fall in love
d) Achieve Fame
e) Get revenge on my enemies
f) Lead a calm, normal life
g) other (please specify)