"what the fuck," i said repeatedly. i was pacing around my humble abode (in reality it's just my bedroom). i was just thinking about what had happened a few moments ago.
"this cannot be real. i swear if this is a prank i'm gonna die," i mumbled. i checked my phone, i was scrolling fast down my instagram feed. it was blurry, i couldn't see without my glasses. mind you i'm -7/20. i'm very blind.
"wait a minute," i paused. i turn back and see peppa.
"peppa... what are you doing at the foot of my bedroom?" i said sexually.
the end thanks this story was inspired by those peppa trend memes on tik tok lol
