(Things I say are in bold
VanessaGoddamnit is my bestie, she won't write stories so you ain't gotta follow her lol)
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"I'm bored"
"-- . - --- ---" (if you know Morse code you understand)
"Oof"
"Oh wait"
"Wait wait wait...."
"Hi bored I'm dad"
"Goddamit"
"BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHSHSHHAAHHAA
Imma put these on my book"
"Aha"
"Cool"
"A friend"
"Wants me to go watch"
"Attack on Titan"
"Lmao"
Then she gets excited
"Oh wait"
"I can hear my cat"
"Imma go get my cat"
"And hug it for an hour"
"Byeeeeee"
"You should date your cat"
"Yeah, it's the only one that likes me here"
"Aye, rude"
"I said here"
"And you probably hate me so..."
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"Omfg"
"I just realised"
"I'm gonna wear pink shorts, a pink shirt and black shoes"
"Meaning Blackpink"
"And because me and Georgia are K-pop obsessed"
"That symbolises Blackpink"
"And that's what period does"
"Lol"
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"Pants are literally the most annoying thing of all time"
"Why are they annoying? Lol"
"BECAUSE THE FUCKING WAIST BAND IS ALWAYS TOO FUCKING BIG"
"Lmao"
"Ranting book."
"Your period makes you go crazy dude😂"
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(The message takes to long or it ain't sending)
"Shit"
"Goddamit internet"
"Fuck you"
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"Nessasasasasasa"
"I'm becoming a professional Blackpink dancer"
"Well Lisa at least"
"Aha"
"Wowwwww you didn't delete the pics👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻"
"SHUT UP"
"Lol"
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"Im so bored that a friend recommended me to watch attack on Titan i actually fucking did lmao"
"This is how bored i am"
"For like"
"A few days now"
"Ranting book."
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"Yey"
"I got another gold clod"
"GoLd ClOuD"
"gOlD cLoUd"
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-im just casually online on YouTube or something-
-discord notifications turned off 24/7-
"Imma go to sleep now if I don't summon Waffle"
"Goodnight"
-pops up outta nowhere-
"No."
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- like, 23:30 at fucking night after a fucking fight lol-
"I still wanna sleep but don't wanna sleep"
"Go to sleep"
"It's getting leate"
"Late*"
"Uh huh"
"It's getting leate"
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-me just casually dead tired tired and Vanessa telling me to sleep-
"Me no go sleep"
"You yes go sleep"
"Me no go sleep..."
-literally 5 mins later-
"Me go sleep..."
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-literally wakes up Vanessa-
"Hey"
"Hi"
"Sorry"
"I feel bad now"
"Nah"
"Actually I feel really bad"
"Go back sleep"
"Why feel that bad"
"I was ajajamws anyway"
"Ah shit.."
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-talking about some some shit lol-
"oh you mean the guy on discord?
I don't wanna bother him"
"I mean an irl huma-
Imma come and punch you in that face for that sentence. Birchtisthe"
-trying not to cry bc it's 5 am in the morning-
"?????????
Tf i? Idk. Uhhh
Bitch that's his job(translation to Birchtisthe). You should bother him"
"Birchtisthe" -continues dying-
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-making a dolphin joke bc I usually laugh like a dolphin-
"Lmfao, I get it. But you alwaso-"
-i start dying again-
"How tf... WHO FUCKING SPELLS LIKE THAT?? WHOOO? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO?"
"you" -continues dying again-
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If I see us saying more shit like that again imma have to make another chapter lmfao
