Lucifer mate

Ch 2

Y/n pov

As start heading to the road to meet our old friend weeding

We got out the car and to see him

I smirk

Y/n- "This would be fun".

Lucifer- "I agree with you dear" as we walk in holding hands

Priest- "If there is anyone here that would oppose this holy union speak now or forever hold your peace". 

Lucifer- "Excuse us yeah, We have a problem has anyone else noticed how incredibly jaw-droopingly, loin-stirringly beautiful this young woman is and how short, sweaty and altogether fugly this homunculus is I mean what is this a wedding or a kidnapping do you know what I mean? Lucifer look at the guy and the guy look right at him.

Lucifer chuckle and as we continue walking to the aisle.

As the Priest starts prying

I rolled my eyes at him as Lucifer as smile on his face

Lucifer- "Yeah good luck with that padre Ooh why you're at it say hey for us it's been a while".

We chuckle I let's go of Lucifer hands and wrap my arm around Jimmy smiling at him.

Lucifer- "Jimmy Barnes remember me and my wife?"

He look at Lucifer and then right at me

Jimmy- "Hey guys this is a private event" pulling my arm off of me. 

Jimmy- "How did you guys get in here?"

Lucifer- "yeah and quite a lavish one for a record producer on the outs you do remember us don't you?"

Jimmy- "Yeah yeah I remember you guys now what do you guys want I'm a little busy".

Lucifer- "Well I can't believe that you're getting married the day after your ex-fiancée and once brightest star was murdered in cold blood".

Jimmy- "yeah that's very sad. But you know what she ruined my wedding once I'm not about to let that happen again".

Lucifer- "It's hard to be rejected isn't it jimmy?"

Lucifer "Twice".

I chuckle

Jimmy- "what?"

Lucifer and I look at his fiancée and look right back at jimmy.

Lucifer- "Well you tried to get her back recently I mean I'd kill someone if they denied me once not that that's possible so, come on what do you say Jimbo huh did you want her dead?"

Jimmy- "stop looking at me that way you freak I am not playing that mind game with you no of course not I was furious and I was humiliated when she dumped me but I think I-I think I've rebounded pretty well".

Lucifer- "yes clearly respect" smirk at jimmy fiancée

She smile back

I rolled my eyes

Jimmy- "should go play your mind games with 2vile"

Y/n- "The rapper?"

Jimmy- "Come on Delilah dumped me for that lunatic they were always fighting he slapped her around a bunch he surrounds himself with gun-toting morons 24-7. He is the real deal".

Lucifer look right at his fiancée

I glare at Lucifer

Lucifer- "Sorry how rude allow me to introduce myself. Lucifer Morningstar" using his power on her.

She- "I really don't want to have sex with him tonight".

Congregation gasping

She looks right at Jimmy

She- "Oh my I'm sorry I can't believe I just said that" feeling guilty about it.

Lucifer- "oh no no no. Let's be honest here. I mean you're not marrying this human stain cause you're actually in love with him right?" Waiting for her answer.

She- "God no".

Lucifer- "no right" claps his hand together and looks right at Jimmy

Lucifer- "Well we should get going love" taking my hand with his.

We about to leave but he stop and look at them.

Lucifer- "Oh best of luck with you crazy kids all right?"

As we start leaving and headed to the 2vile place.

We got out the car and approached the door.

I rings on the doorbell.

To see butler opening the door for us.

Butler- "Good afternoon sir and miss"

Y/n- "Hey my husband and I are here to see the man known as 2vile is he here?"

Butler- "I'm sorry he's unavailable he's in mourning I'm afraid".

Lucifer- "Right we have narcotics for him".

Butler- "right this way"

He taking us to 2vile to see a lot of people here hearing blasting music sound awful.

I look at lucifer couldn't stand it

Lucifer- "Can someone please turn down this godawful music Hello disc jockey!"

They turn down the music

Lucifer- "Thank you"

2vile- "Who's this guys?" Looking at us.

Butler- "They has narcotics for you sir".

Lucifer- "My name is Lucifer Morningstar and this is my wife Mrs. Morningstar".

2vile- "Lucifer Morningstar?"

He glared at us as he start laughing

2vile- "Now, that's a good hip-hop name".

Lucifer- "well that offends me".

We approaching him

2vile- "what you don't like hip-hop?"

Lucifer- "No I most certainly do not".

2vile- "well that offends me" getting up from his seat getting in lucifer face.

2vile- "You have a problem with black peoples?"

Lucifer- "No not in the slightest I just hate your music".

He laughs

Lucifer- "And when I say your music I mean your music not the music made by other black people without the blues there'd be no devil's music whatsoever there are of course many giants in the field just not you".

He stop look at him confused

Lucifer- "am I being clear?"

2vile- "yeah you're being clear all right"

Lucifer- "good"

2vile- "if you're looking to get yourself killed".

Hearing guns clicking

Lucifer and I look at each other smirking and look right back at 2vile

Lucifer- "Yes well don't waste your munitions we're Immortals so 2vile tell us about Delilah".

2vile- "you both ain't seen the new that bitch is dead" 

I look at lucifer about to do something but I quickly stop him.

Y/n- "Dear lets me have this one".

He look at me and smirk

Lucifer- "Go ahead he's all yours".

I look at 2vile grabbed him by the shirt pushed us
through the glass window, leaning him over the balcony railing.