Go to hell for heavens sake

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So I'm letting you guys know this now because uh this is the second and i just got bored and stuff so enjoy ~Mitty (feedback is always welcomed)

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-Alarm goes off at 6:00am-

Errrr....shut up you alarm ruining my dream. So many girls.. And their breast and butts.. Ah butts are nice very nice indeed. Aw shit OF ALL DAYS YOU HAD TO COME UP! "Andrew get up it's the first day of school you don't want to be late now" said my mother. The love of god don't let her come in here if you're real "okay mom in a minute or two... Maybe three?!"

Okay uh think of something that's gross uh a librarian an old librarian who has saggy boobs and yellow teeth! Yes! It's leaving thank you brain for having such a odd mind.

Okay I need to get dressed.

7:00am

"Mom have you seen my skateboard?"

"No, I haven't just walk"

"Uggggggh, curse the sun and the brightness"

-starts walking to the bus stop-

Okay yenno this is gonna be a good day. You're gonna see your best friend stay there for six hours and be around annoying people who cares. "ANDREW BABY" Yelled Michael. My best friend since 7th grade "MICHAEL DARLING IVE MISSED YOU"

Michael walked over to me. "So how was your summer did you talk to anyone besides me." "Uh yeah...I talked to the grass, made peace with the spider that was in my room.... There was a funeral soon after it was very traumatic, he didn't deserve to go out with a history textbook, so how was your summer" "uh... Good. I got a girlfriend and I touched her boob and then she broke up with me happiest hour of my life"

-bus approaches-

"Dame that most have been something" I say to Mitchell, "it was" he joked. As we walk in the bus and we leave to a world of hell.

-First period: English-

Why is she so happy about the first day of school.. This isn't okay... I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR DOG! "Blah blah blah, oh and your first assignment is to get this piece of paper signed by your mom and you."

-bell rings after second: math and third:pe -

-Fourth period: chem-

Ugh I already know what to do and not to do I'm not a idiot..

-bell rings for lunch-

FOOOOOOOOOOD <3

Walking to Michael, I noticed a girl and I'm gonna hate myself for this but I was looking at her butt. Okay! What do you expect.

But I've never seen her before in the school she's probably a freshmen. She has long black hair, porcelain white skin and wide hips and had a nice set of boobs. I snap out of my deep thought when I heard my name called by who else. "ANDREW COME HERE YOU POTATO" the girl who's butt in was looking at turned her head alittle to only revel one side of her face her eyes were brown hazel brown. I wish i didn't stare at her butt. I DONT EVEN KNOW HER NAME but I shall go to Mitchell and I shall eat his food, for now I shall call her jane doe.

"YESSS MICHELL WHAT DO YOU HAVE DARLING"

"Hi"

"Are you serious you don't have food I was looking at a girl and all you have is a " hi" no not fair "

I said out loud oh shit now I'm gonna hear it from him

"So you were looking at a girl? I thought I was your girl. god I thought what we had was special"

"What?" I say

"C'mon who's the lucky gal you awkward fuck"

" I don't know her name so I'm calling her jane doe" I stated in the most quiet tone I could make my voice to be

"AWWWWWE "

-bell rings-

OH THANK YOU JESUS

-fifth period: history- yaaaay

As I sit down in the back of the class see who's in my class and who's not so far, I see jane doe, she was about 5'4 or 5'5 wow she was cute and her big eyes she kinda looked like a doll. Everything about her was perfect to head to probably her toes. She notices that I'm sitting in the back staring at her and she give me a small smile and sits in the front on the other side of the room.

The last bell rings for the ending of sixth period. Yenno I'm probably just gonna walk home it's not that far.

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BOOM FIRST CHAPTER DONE

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