Why im single

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Boy: how much do you love me

Me: I love you like I love five

Boy: but you hate five. If the teacher says five in math you turn all red and punch the table........umm.....you also murmur death threats under your breath something like f*** you five you little a** hole you killed eight and now marina will get you marina WILL get you.

Me: exactly.

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