Everything..... All At Once (Bill Nye x Reader)

The Science Of Insecurity

You wake up, the sun filtering through the grey blinds of your bedroom. You know that you have to get up, but you just squeeze your eyes tighter, and roll on your stomach. You really don't want to get up. You pulled an all nighter watching Bill Nye, your favorite science guy go at it with some test tubes. You don't regret it. You love Bill Nye.

"Y/N!!!!" A shrill voice echoes from down the hall. Your alcoholic mother storms in, chugging her apple juice. It's 5 A.M. so of course she isn't drinking whiskey. She's nothing if not a responsible drunk.

You sigh.

"What, mom?" You ask, peering up from your pillow.

"IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL!!" she yells, even though she's less than 5 strides away from your bed.

"Mom, it's a saturday. I don't have school today."

She burps. "Oh." She stumbles out. You sigh again.

You suppose it really is time to get up, even though it's 5 A.M. and you could easily roll over and fall asleep again. You ignore that fact and sit up, rubbing sleep from your eyes. You walk lazily over to your full length mirror, and your jaw drops at how fugly you are.

Your green orbs stare back at you, and your hair is in a gender neutral messy bun. You yawn, and your perfectly full lips yawn back at you.

"I am so ugly," You say out loud. Suddenly, BILL NYE APPEARS!!!!

"BILL NYE?!?!?!??!" You shriek! He smirks at you with his devilishly handsome face. He grabs your shoulder with his meaty hand, pulls you in close, and whispers in your ear,

"You are so beautiful. Y/N." His breath tickles your neck, and you shudder. Your mom storms in again, and you and Bill gasp. She takes in the scene that she's met with, flicking her toothpick that she's somehow smoking between her fingers. Without a word, she walks away.