Harry Styles Bought Me

Hon hon

All of the sudden, Billie eyelash pops out from behind him. She gives you a high five before saying,

"Lol I hat u dum blond," and before you can feel backwards in pain she jumps out your window and into the street.

You call out her name in vain as she gets hit by a Mercedes Benz. Which can be recognized as your neighbor, aka your baby daddy's, car. God DANGit Adolf.

You cry seven whole tears before turning towards your new lover, Harry Stylesbian. You see him smile a smile to wide at you before he grabs your ankle. He grasps it roughly with a gentle touch.

But you don't have a foot fetish or anything like that, so you try to pull back.

But he has a strong hold. You feel a crack in your foot and realize.

Harry Styles is trying to take your feet.

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