I'm not going to use actual bad words in here even though I'm fine with using them. However, since this is a crackfic and my weird substitutes would probably be funny, I'm going to do what I want.
hell- hecko shmecko
crap- poop baskets
sh**- poopie
f***- forsaken or friggity frack
b****- broskee
a**- butttushkee
d***- ddaeng
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You Are What You Eat | hamelia crackfic
Romancea crackfic romance about my best friend and her one true love, ham. **NOTE: this is not supposed to be good. I'm not going to write this like how I actually write stories.**
