BTS One-shots!

Jung Hoseok x Reader: The poker faced maid

       A crisis has fallen upon the
Dorm of the bangtan boys. Momma Seokjin is sick.

Namjoon:" On three 1.. 2.. 3."

"Not it!"
     
Taehyung:" We're not going to agree to do anything. How about we hire someone."

Yoongi:" Too much of a hassle."

Namjoon:" But maybe it's worth the hassle."

And that's how she was hired
        
Your P. O. V
      
'Where the hell is... oh there it is.'
        I pressed the button and
then a person asked for the reason upon my arrival.

(Y/N):" Umm maid for... Bangtan sonyeondan."
      Then the doors snapped open
and I walked inside and there was a Woman who simply pointed to the first room.
       I opened the door and six boys
greeted me.

"2, 3 Bangtan! Hello we are bts."

(Y/N):" Ah... your that one group my niece likes."

Namjoon:" I'm Kim Namjoon."

Yoongi:" Min yoongi."

Hoseok:" Jung Hoseok, nice to meet you."

Jimin:" Park Jimin."

Taehyung:" Kim Taehyung."

Jungkook:" Jeon Jungkook."
       I bowed slightly and introduced
myself as well.

(Y/N):" My name is (Y/N) (L/N) I'll bee in your care. Bzz"
       There was a moment of silence
before the man Hoseok chuckled.

Hoseok:" That was very punny."
        I pulled the best smile I could
but it probably looked as though I was constipated. So I stopped and apologized.
        Before I knew it I was in their
dormitory which was an absolute pig sty.

Namjoon:" Usually its much cleaner.. so sorry."
       I opened my bag slid on a
yellow glove and pulled back my hair and put on a face mask.

(Y/N):" This is nothing compared to some other customers."
         I got to work scrubbing the
sink until the mold had disappeared. The toilet was filthy but nothing would stop me till this place was absolutely spotless. When I was finished with one area of the house I took a break and sat down then a glass being slid over to me.

Hoseok:" Drink up."

(Y/N):" Thanks... the joke I made earlier... it made everyone uncomfortable didn't it."

Hoseok:" If I'm being honest we couldn't tell you were trying to make a joke."

(Y/N):"... oh"
           My head hung. I always did
have trouble showing my emotions its not that I just don't want to show them. Its almost like my face is paralyzed.

(Y/N):" I'm sorry..."

Hoseok:" You don't have to say sorry. I have an idea! How about I help you by making you smile. "

(Y/N):" how are you going to do that?"

Plan: Make her smile

Strategy 1/ week 1: Tell a dad joke

Hoseok's P. O. V
     
'Telling a dad joke is something Jin would pull'
         I headed to the living room where
(Y/N) was vacuuming.

Hoseok:" I'm gonna regret this. What did the dog say to the wall?..wol wol."
      She was still vacuuming the couch
and then when she saw me turned off the vacuum.