Me and brAdyon were out in the oil sands making fat staccks! we loved the berta bitch sauce what can I say. We were very cautious workin in the patch and listened closely to uncle hacks advice, until we found out he chews cogenhagen. We all know the real thinkin fuel is redman. Braydon drove the big oil rigs, I am so very proud of him. I cut the pipe. In the neat future I hope to work in baffin island! We do a verry good job at our job in alberta. Fort mac. We work in fort mac. It is near edmonton and i do not like the edmonton oilers until berta move . Riley favourite team was always oiler. Riley was our best friend but we found out he chews cherry chew... yuck! Riley did love the oiler so very much, and I live pittsburg pengoons. That is the intro
ME and braydon devcided instead on coming come to see our family we would take a boys trip to sasksstewan on oh canadas day. It was something to see. I drove my new blacked out silverado to saskatoon I hope my honda civic is not mad at me. Braydon thinks she will be upset. Braydon wants to get a tesla because he is tired f emily drinking all his motor oil. She is banned from AlbErta but sometimes zachary sneeks her in . When me and braydonnwere in sakasshegwn we saw sidney corsby and he said hi boys i am sidney crosby and we said ya i know. Braydon doesnt like sidney corsby that much but he still thought it was pritty cool . I liked him aalmost as much as I like bruce springsteen and that sure is a lot. I said hey sidney you are frome nova sctia just like me! and sidney asked me what part i was from and i told him trenton i do not know why i said that because i am actally from thorburn. He didnt know where trenton was so I said it was in pictou county and he said oh ya i hate pictou county. I said oh ya i hate halifax i do not know why i said that either becayse he is from cole harbour . Braydo n help i am havig a stoke
Hi its ISsac the doctor said I have really bad concussinon, at work the other day braydon thught it would be funny to swing the backhoe around and he conked me on the head with it . It hurt relly bad.
I am now in PEi , you are not gonna belive how i got here. I told braydon I took the wrong exit from new brunswick and went on the bridge but that is not the truth. The truth is sidney crosby rentde the harbour hopper for just the two of us to go to PEI and see carrie underwood. I did not tell braydon ebcase i knew he would be jellaus. It was cavendish beach music festival and we got there just in time to see carrie! she is so hot. No one recognized sidney because we changed our clothes so no one would know it was him, he wore my hardhat and blue overalls from the patch. I wear them every day even when i am not working in the patch because it makesMe feel important. Thats why I had them on .. FUCk!! i forgot i left braydon in saskwotton ! I forgot where my imessage app was because I moved all my apps around and it confused me a lot so I couldnt text him so I reched out to him on twitter. I told him I was in pei ANd he got mad because our boss was lookin for me1. I called my boss (his names is jeff) and told him the truth, i am with carrie and sidney and he did not beliebe me so i said here is sidney and sidney said hey jeff dont fire issac he is my best friend, I will give you a corvette if yo u keep him in the pacth because that job means so much to him. Now we call him jeff corvette,
I tried to go home to alberta but accidentally went to queerbec because i got on the wrong plane. they told me le wrong plane monseir . After i got back to alberta i fucked my honda civic for good luck and then got back to work.
Back in camp they switched my roommate, because braydon had ti stay in a differnt camp to drifve the big rigs. My new roommate was zack. I am pissed because we have the same toothbrusg I really hope I dont accidentally use it.
Afer 2 solid weeks of working overtime and chewin dip it was time to sopend the fat stacks I just made . I told= jeff corvette me and braydon are going to banger meine for florida georgia line! he wasnt mad because he was on cocain,e. me and braydon thought it wuld be a good idea to tweet them and tell them we are from alberta and came all the way from the patch to watc h their show. Little does braydon know, Briam Kelley personally dmed me and said "your a faggot" i dindt tell braydon because i know he would be jealus. Riley was really mad he wasnt invited so he told the colosomy sisters to get revengen. Tishah DUMPed her colosomy bag on me! and Mackehlia dumped hers on braydon but tisha had a lot more content s and really made a mess. riley has a new friend, his name is jake and i dont like him one bit. When it was time for braydon and me to go bck home for a visit jake wanted to come to the beach with us and i stomped my feet really loud and he ran into the woods. The wendigo got him RIP JAKe (and tysha). he was a salamder faggot.
I was in the kfc parking lot with all my friend and then stephanie called me to tell me she was pregnant i said congrats its disabled because youre my cousin and then i hit my head really hard again. when i hit my head on my civs stirring wheel i accidentally pressed play and lynyrd skynyrd started playing and i said by turn that shit up. I knew this was a sign from god that i will be ok.
Chocolate milk
Lettuce
Tomato
i have to put that there to remember my grocery items or stephanie will be really mad if i forget
i got the groceries and When i got back to my apartment in truro i saw stephanie wasnt home so i checked her gps tracker i put in her vagine. She was at the tasty little burger shoppe with tobacco shoppe iAn! I am pisse. I left her forg ood this time
me and the other banditoo went back to alberta and i accidentally used zacks green toothbrush >:( . i cant right any more write now because emily drank all my motor oil, lighter fliud, and spinal fluid so i am now paralyzed until further notice.
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