Light chocolate was walking to the super market to get chicken for his deers."hMmM I smell chicken blood"he says, he didn't see a blue overgrown hedgehog there just admiring his bac side
"O mAh loRd I will marry his butt and make buttkins" blueberry confirms in a country accent
The blue hedgehog was aware of clowns in a van. " oh mah god laughing jack is that you?!" Light chocolate yelled." hey o-bam-a you wanna-" he sniffs twice "get in the van? Lol" light chocolate paused for a sec then he squinted his eyes " is there chicken and blood?" He says still squinting his eyes " YASS QUEEN YASSSS" laughing jack states"
"......momma says I cant talk to strangers....... But she ain't ever said I couldn't get in a van with them" oBAMa clears
"but I'm not a stranger..." Laughing jack says "I'm your friendly neighborhood spiderman" he confirms "and....... I ThINk I lOvE you
oBAMa gasps in spanish while blushing " oh mah dios realmante!?!" He says in spanish
Blue ugly pig baby got soo angry he turned into a kangaroo and killed a chicken then gave it to oBAMa
" yEa well I love you(r butt) so bad I killed a chicken for you (it)" blue boss baby says confidently
"OH mah god that is so HOT" oBAMa says holding onto blue ugly pig's noddle arms
"And I'm so BUFF" sonic (wow I said his name) says showing off two blueberry walking sticks "and I will always protect you(r butt)
Laughing jack pulls out a gun and points at oBAMa's butt. OBama le gasps
" help he's gonna shoot mah butt blueberry!!!" Says obama (wow I also said his name)
"oH nO nOt tHe bUtT" sonic chops off obama's butt then runs away
Obama:.........*dies*
YOU ARE READING
sonic × obama
Romanceoh meh god what is wrong with me welp people this is officially how stupid I can get if you're wondering. I am so disappointed in myslef
