Hello. My name is George. I am a hype water bottle. Me and the other waterbottles are hype too. But I am hyper.
I was walking down the road when a car came and almost hit me.
Then, the lamp turned on and I feel asleep.
I saw Belala Throne drinking out of a hype waterbottle. She was drinking backwards.
I met up with ma hommie Brug. We went and smoked some weed.
Then We went to a 5 seconds of summer concert.
After, I got married to ma girl Amy.
We had 3 hype water bottle kids.
Then I grabbed my phone and watched some vines.
Brug got arrested for eating a snail.
And I fell down the stairs and ended up in the hotpital.
Amy left me for Boby.
She took the kids.
Then I met Miley Cyrus.
She taught me how to twerk
Then I became famous.
