I was walking while I was texting ma bro Jesus
Then i saw some pizza
So I threw ma phone in a bush
I ate the pizza
My mom got mad
Cause i never did the dishes
So I bought her a beaver
She was happy then
She really likes beavers
Beavers are her fav animal
I met Kim Kardashian
And she gave me $2000 bucks
I went to the mall after
