Pissed of cuddles:
Bakugou: "How much longer are we gonna stay like this??"
You: "Just a tiny bit longer,"
*1 hour later*
Bakugou: "I can't feel my fucking body let me go bitch,"
Hanahaki Disease:
Bakugou: "Why the fuck am I doing sad and depressing shit?"
Male You: "Because author-kun said so, I guess she was just in the mood,"
Me: *crying in the corner*
First Base:
Bakugou: "I'm not fucking doing this! I'm only 16 you fucking thirsty bitch!"
Me: "eXcUse mE?!? You're not doing anything! maybe later on tho" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Make-up:
Bakugou: "Why the fuck isn't this coming off?!? It's supposed to just be eye shadow!"
Me: "You're doing it wrong bakahoe!"
child you: "huehuehuehuehue,"
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*
When I Was Your Man [part 1 & 2]:
Bakugou: "Well this is fucked up shit,"
You: "Will it describe the s** scene?"
Bakugou: "Why the hell is s** blurred out but not fuck?"
Me: "Because I want it to be you asshat of a husband,"
Bakugou: "Husband!?!?!?"
Me: "oH sHit"
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*
I wished you liked boys [Part 1 & 2]:
Male You: "That's gay,"
Me: "It's supposed to be gay,"
Bakugou: "But I'm not gay,"
Me: "Oh shut up, you got a gay ass for kirishima!"
Male You: "Then how is he your husband?"
Me: "Well it's clear.... he's just bisexual,"
Dog Addictions:
Werewolf Bakugou: "Why am I so soft in this?"
Me: "Because you are soft,"
You: "Also because your little ears are soft too,"
Werewolf Bakugou: "Both of you shut the fuck up,"
You & Me: *iNtEnSe OWO*
Didn't Expect That:
Male You & Bakugou: "This is shit,"
Me: "I know"
Me: *cries in the corner*
Deal:
Bakugou: "When are we getting rid of the mutt?"
Sibling You: "We're not?"
Bakugou: "I said I'd buy it for you, not that you can keep the moving hairball,"
Me: "We gotta do something cause it's shitting all over my computer and phone,"
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*
bad guy:
Male You & Bakugou: "again, this is shit,"
Me: "i'M soRrY!"
wish you were gay:
Bakugou: "What kind of shit is this?"
You: "I don't get it,"
Me: "It's because your a noob-"
You: *cries*
Comments: "biLlIe eYeLasH 👁 👄 👁 "
Me: *screams out of fear*
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*
Annoying:
Everyone: *watches the cat*
Bakugou: "Fucking annoying,"
Accidental Confession:
Bakugou: "Again take into account I'm fucking 16-"
Me: "No you're not! You're anything I want you to be,"
You: "Well okay then,"

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( BEAUTIFUL )― b. katsuki
De TodoⅠ ― one ༉‧₊˚. ᵇᵃᵏᵘᵍᵒᵘ ᵏ. ꒰completed꒱ ʻ you are just beautiful ʼ ------------------------------- scenarios with an angry blonde.